a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T

it's on like the break of dawn

2006-02-04T23:03:00.000-08:00

So wow, haven't been here in a while. And for good reason. I've moved. That's right sports fans. I'm back in the game and am now at...

wait for it...

http://demp.be

!!!!!

Goddamn right.

So long, and thanks for all the fish

2005-05-09T22:03:00.000-07:00

Zaphod Beeblebrox
He's the guy you want to vote for.
When you get into that voting booth,
Put an X next to his name.

Zaphod Beeblebox for president.
Building bridges between the stars.
In no way is he stupid.
In no way is his brain impared.
It's just not true.
He's smarter than you,
And he's better looking tcoooooooool.

Zaphod Beeblebrox
Has the longest hair of any canidate.
And he's got the coolest shades.
And his teeth are white as snow.

So, let's select him president.
He'll build bridges between the stars.
Don't believe the rumours, oh no.
Don't believe those vicious lies.
They're just not true.
He's smarter than you,
And he's better looking too.

"Listen I just want to say, you know...whatever presidents say, you know things like, uh...thank the people and, uh...freedom and, I don't know, democracy and stuff like that."

Zaphod Beeblebox for president.
Building bridges between the stars.
In no way is he stupid.
In no way is his brain impared.
It's just not true.
He's smarter than you,
And he's better looking too.

These aren't the droids your looking for

2005-04-23T23:17:00.000-07:00

"Weeeesa gonna dieeeraaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhh!!"

Take away my pain, I'm not frightened anymore

2005-04-22T19:13:00.000-07:00

Well, I haven't updated in over a week. That's not like me at all. Sorry 'bout that, I just haven't really had the desire to say anything as of late. So I guess I'll treat (yeah, treat. ok, man) you guys to a little mini-review to one of my most anticipated games of early '05, Wrestlemania 21 for the XBox.

I played it for about an hour last night and maybe it was just me, but the game moved slower than molasses. Even slow for No Mercy Standards. And the grapples, while awesomely done, felt so tedious to the point where they weren't even really that fun.

Graphically, the game looks amazing and the gaming presentation is really well done. Watching the cinematics of career mode almost makes it feel like your watching it on TV.

I could forgive the slowness of the wrestling if the game wasn's so damn buggy. I wrestled one match last night, Eddie Guerrero (me) vs Edge. I ran towards Edge and went to hit him with a flying forearm but I GOT STUCK IN EDGE for like 3 seconds, then I hit the mat. And Rene Dupree once hiptossed me from about 3 feet away. And the pausing and the stuttering during transitions from gameplay to loading menus and such reeeeally get on your nerves. Just very, very sloppy.

And the Create-A-Wrestler is ok at best. Not too deep, and you have to friggin' unlock just about EVERYTHING. Also, you better make sure you have your wrestler's look and body style and face and everything just right, cause once you finish it, you CAN'T GO BACK AND EDIT IT. That really pissed me off. You can change the clothes and moves and stuff, but no body details, which suuucks.

Overall, I'd give it about a 6.5, only because the game looks so damn good. Aside from that, don't waste your money. I'm glad I paid for mine with tradeins, otherwise I'd be pretty pissed. Barring any miracle, next time I go to Gamestop (probably when I pick up Revenge of the Sith) it's gonna be a nice 'lil $30 tradein for me.

You should all go out and buy God of War, anyway. Outfrigginstanding, that game.

Come crawling faster, obey your master

2005-04-13T22:02:00.000-07:00

Well, my eBay Auction ended about 15 minutes ago. I was kinda worried because it had been dormant for the past few days. It hadn't moved for the past 5 days, but I was sure things were gonna pick up today. Boy was I ever right.

Eleven bids today, alone. Including three bids in the last SIX SECONDS. I got sniped. Big time. But I don't care. Why you ask? Because the final total came to...

ONE HUNDRED NINE DOLLARS AND FORTY NINE CENTS.

I am so geeked right now. It was steady at $75 in the last two minutes. I was content with that total, because that was my original goal. I was chatting with some friends in Eternachat when I refreshed it for the last time. I was quite suprised. The first words out of my mouth was "HOLY SHIT." I never expected it to get that high, but I'm sure glad it did.

I'm most likely gonna take this money and put it towards my PSP which is currently sitting in Layaway at Wal-Mart.

I'M GEEKED, BITCH. *dances*

My Country Tis of Me

2005-04-13T14:15:00.000-07:00

Here's one for the Always Low Prices crew:

(16:11:03) DrHoganstein: this is sooooooooo funny
(16:11:06) DrHoganstein: Demp will love this
(16:11:07) DrHoganstein: so:
(16:11:11) DrHoganstein: Our insane babysitter hates Wal-Mart.
(16:11:22) DrHoganstein: Mrs. Hogie goes to pick up Anna at said insane babysitter.
(16:11:35) DrHoganstein: After a bit of chit-chat, Mrs. Hogie says to Anna "Anna, are you ready to go to Wal-Mart?"
(16:12:05) DrHoganstein: At this point, the insane sitter's 4 year old daughter looks horrified, runs to her mother, and says "Mommy, she's taking her to WAL-MART!" (inflection of Wal-Mart = EVIL)
(16:12:14) DrHoganstein: The sitter looks mortified and proceeds to attempt to change the subject
(16:12:30) El Hijo del Demp: hahahaha
(16:12:31) DrHoganstein: After a few more seconds of talking, Mrs. Hogie again looks at Anna and says "Well Anna, it's time to go to Wal-Mart."
(16:12:45) El Hijo del Demp: Kids know, man. Kids know.
(16:12:46) DrHoganstein: At this point, the 4 year old daughter RUNS to Mrs. Hogie and proceeds to tug on Mrs. Hogie's shirt
(16:12:49) DrHoganstein: and tells her:
(16:13:01) DrHoganstein: "Mrs. Hogie, you can't take Anna to Wal-Mart! It's a really BAD place!"
(16:13:11) DrHoganstein: At this point, my wife cracks a smile and tells her:
(16:13:15) El Hijo del Demp: teh ROFL
(16:13:33) DrHoganstein: "[Child], not everyone thinks Wal-Mart is a bad place. Some people do think Wal-Mart is a bad place. I do not. Anna's not going to get hurt there. She'll be fine."
(16:13:41) DrHoganstein: "Anna always has fun at Wal-Mart."
(16:14:07) DrHoganstein: I wish I had been there for that.
(16:14:56) El Hijo del Demp: You should have gotten her to say "And Mr, Hogie has a friend who works at Wal-Mart."
(16:15:02) El Hijo del Demp: "And if you badmouth his work one more time, he'll come to your house and kill your parents in their sleep."
(16:15:04) DrHoganstein: ROFL
(16:15:11) DrHoganstein: I'll be sure to add that in the next time.
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Wal-Mart: More affective than the Boogeyman and Broccoli put together to get kids in SHIP SHAPE.

Buy it now, buy it now, buy it now. This is my single, this is my jingle.

2005-04-06T22:13:00.000-07:00

Ok, shill time. I have a kickass eBay auction going on right now for all you old school wrestling fans and collectors. It's for a big lot of old WWF Coliseum Videos and WCW videos. That's right, fans. Original Coliseum Home Videos. You know how rare these things are. And I have 10 of them. TEN DIFFERENT VIDEOS. All in good condition! They're used, but still work great! Own these pieces of history! IT'S A SALE OF A LIFETIME!

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There, is that excited enough for ya? Now what are you waiting for? BID!

I'm the one without a soul, I'm the one with this big fucking hole

2005-04-05T22:56:00.000-07:00

Well, I got the new phone yesterday. I ended up with a Motorola V262. So far, it's not bad at all. Pretty sturdy, gets good reception. Hopefully this'll last.

I watched Sideways tonight and man, what a great movie. I'm not sure how it stands up against the other Best Picture Nominees, cause I haven't seen any of them yet, but Sideways was damn good. And I said it last year when he was robbed of an Acting nomination for American Splendor, but Paul Giamatti was soooooo robbed this year. It's not even funny. Maybe, just maybe, one day one of my favorite actors will get his due.

Also, hello to all of you guys and gals getting here from AlwaysLowPrices.net. Thanks to the ALP guys for noticing my lil' 'ole space on the web. It was really cool of you all. And for that, I'm gonna continue to fight the good fight for you guys against The Evil.

I may find a way to integrate your quote "Chris Dempsey works a lot at Wal-Mart." somewhere on the page. It's damn funny and also damn true. And just a tad bit sad. =(

And yes, I do work a lot at Wal*Mart. But I make up for it by being late every day =)

Despite his rugged, masculine looks; Vin Diesel is actually a woman.

2005-04-03T22:30:00.000-07:00

Well, Wrestlemania was pretty good tonight. There were some really good matches, a really GREAT match, and a couple shitty matches. HBK/Angle was probably the best thing I've seen from the WWE in a LOOOOONG time. Such a great match.

Batista beat Triple H to win the World Heavyweight Title and in the dumbest move of the night John Cena beat JBL to win the WWE Title in about 5 minutes. Seriously. It was so bad and it made no sense. I really wanted to see JBL keep the title. The long reign was starting to rule a good bit.

But then again I've never been in the ring and I dont know shit about "the business" eh Gene?

And here's your Consumer Warning of the Day. If you're looking for a new Cellphone, do NOT get the LG AX4750. It is an unadulterated piece of SHIT.

Sure, it looks nice. Real nice. But it's truth the old saying "You can't polish shit." I got this on Tuesday and it's been nothing but trouble. The reception is horrid EVERYWHERE I go, Dropped Calls galore, horrible battery life, "can you hear me now?" "No, not a*kshhhhhhhhhhhh*t all."

I've made maybe 3 successful calls since I got it, so back to the store it goes. Thing is, Aaron's got an LG phone and it works like a charm. I guess this is what I get for getting a brand new model that no one around here has any experiance with yet. Oh well. We'll see what the new phone is like tomorrow.

They say life is too short, the here and the now

2005-03-31T20:57:00.000-08:00

Rebuttal to Gene Jackson coming up, but first something way more important than this Internet Wrestling Bullshit.

Rest In Peace, Mitch Hedberg. I didn't believe it either, but it's true. One of my favorite comedians passed away on Wednesday. Nothing I can really say can convey feelings, so I'll let these touching words from another favorite of mine, Doug Stanhope do the talking:

Mitch Hedberg died on Wednesday.

I don't know how. It doesn't matter.

Andy Andrist does a bit about how people will always try to blame you for your death. Andy says he wants to be mauled to death by a bear so no one will say it's his own fault.

Mitch wasn't mauled by a bear. But it doesn't matter.

Nobody has asked me how Mitch lived. And Mitch lived like a motherfucker. More than most any of us will live. That isn't sad or tragic.
Mitch and Stanhope performing together at Univ. of Maryland, March 15, 2005
March 15, 2005 - Mitch & Doug performed together at the U of M

Mitch was the kind of comic that was funny even when nobody was looking. It wasn't just for the stage, the ego or the random congratulations. He was funny when he was alone.

And now the deluge of people who will try to fault him for his demise, as though if he'd spent his days on a treadmill, logging his mileage for tax purposes and avoiding red meat he would have been the same comic that you all loved. Everything Mitch did made Mitch who he was. I loved Mitch for all of it.

I don't know how Mitch died. I know how Mitch lived and he lived brilliantly and by his own rules. The number of years next to his name is trivia. The contents of those years is inspiration.

For a blog post of some of my favorite Mitch quotes, here you go

So now, on to "THE BAH GAWD WAR MACHINE" Gene Jackson.

He apparently decided to respond to my "Anti-Wrestling" blog post in his column over at HollywoodJimmy.com. So in typical "Me Fashion" I shall respond to his responses. I just C&Ped his entry here because I don't feel like giving out hits. This column in italics, my comments in bold.

DEMP TURNS HEEL!

(Check this out from Demp's Blog, I will post what he wrote and then add my 2 cents in parenthisis as we go along)

Hell, I'm just so fed up and aggrivated with the local wrestling scene it's not even funny. I guess I'm just spoiled with the Ring of Honors and the IWA-MSs and the Chikara Pros and the other REAL Indy Feds. Sure there's a few good ones sprinkled about here and there, but for the most part... yeeeeesh. These down here are like comparing Hollywood Jimmy's Board to the Rest of the Internet.

(You realize your are slapping your buddy J.D. and all the indy wrestlers who have been nice and accepting of you right in the face by making that statement)

No, those have been what we call "Genuinely Nice People." People who talk to you like you're a person and their friend and not some enemy at the gates type wannabe of their Secret Club. The rest of them, well...

And don't get me started on that lost cause. I've tried and I've tried, but no more. I'm done. It's such a terrible place. It's the Wrestling equivalent of Tard Blog. (I'll give him that, there is a lot of stupid s*** that gets posted on that board) A little birdie(named J.D.) told me the other day that the people in Okolona, MS were asking about me at a local show(You should be glad anyone gives a s***)

Should I really?

He told them about my disdain for the board and you'll have no idea what these douchebags had to say.(First off, I was one of the people who asked, so I guess I'm one of the 'douchebags'.......Secondly don't flatter yourself, the exact quote was, "Hey J.D., Where's your little ring rat Demp at?")

I guess not. Again, Enemy at the Gates. Real "accepting" there, huh.

"Well, if he can't take the heat, stay out of the business."

...

ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You tell me what A INTERNET GUESTBOOK, not message board, GUESTBOOK has to do with "the business?" (I don't think anyone was refferring to the Tatoos and nameless bitches that won't post there names, they annoy everybody, it was in reference to people like Death Wish and so forth)"oh noes people are talking about me I better run!" Jesus. Trust me, it's not them talking shit about me, cause I can handle that. I do, y'know, have a sense of humor, it's the f**king MORONS that populate it. I swear, it's like everyone on there has the intelligence of a 12 year old. Disagree with someone? "omg ur gay"(Believe me we all have "disdain" for these jackasses that post that lame crap)

Say you don't like something or you didn't think it was very good? "LOOK YOU GET IN THE RING AND DO BETTER CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU CAN YOU'RE NOT A WRESTLER YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT US WE'RE WRESTLERS (Everything past here is an exaggeration)THE ELITE OF THE ELITE AND CANNOT BE TOUCHED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Nah, I really don't think that's an exaggeration.

(Do you blame them? Every smartass teenager with a keyboard now wants to be freakin Scott Keith and "be cool" and trash everybodies "work" when they have no f***** clue what "working" is.

First off, Scott Keith was and never will be "cool." Second, how can you judge the quality of an album when you've never recorded one? How can you judge the quality of a motion picture when you've never directed or starred in one? You can't. This is the exact same thing. It all comes down to personal preference and opinion. I very, VERY rarely hear actors or musicians complain when someone says "Oh that movie or CD sucked big time." Oddly enough, wrestlers do it all the time. "HOW DARE YOU CRITIZE ME! I'M A WRESTLER, DAMMIT!!" And the last time I checked, wrestler also equals entertainer. So if there's a CD I don't like or a movie I don't like, I'm gonna call a spade a spade. Which INCLUDES wrestlers. Hey guess what, I don't like Hardcore Holly, but he's not gonna jump my shit because I think he sucks. He's a professional. Look into that someday.

Yeah that's very frustrating to go out there and work and try to entertain people and to come back and read where some asshole whose only time he's been in the ring is to get a $5 Polaroid with Kevin Nash is insulting your work and trying to talk like he knows the business.

I do belive almost 20 years of wrestling fandom grants me some bit of knowledge of what I Do and Do Not Like.

Now everyone knows I'm not the President of the Lord Hugo fan club but I don't blame him for taking offense to the s*** you said about him after those DCW shows. You go online and shred his ring work and try to talk like your smart to the business and you could do it better, and then when he emailed you and confronted you, you play, "Oh Im just a poor little mark kid and the big bad wrestler wants to kick my ass, how pathetic." Well what the hell was he supposed to do? If you just said, you didn't enjoy something and left it at that, then maybe that would be different, but you try to come off like some smark and try to make these guys look stupid.

See, this is what's boggled me for the longest time. Show me where I said I could do better in the ring. Really, go ahead. I'll be right here waiting.

Ok, found it? No? Probably that's because IT WAS NEVER SAID. It was something that Hugo blew way out of proportion. Even in our emails back and forth (to which he never actually responded to them, by the way) I stated over and over that it was not an attack on his person, but just my opinion and personal preference.

That's what is meant by 'if you can't take the heat, stay outta the business', so you know.)

And worked angles on the Internet for a promotion in MISSISSIPPI is about the dumbest thing ever. What, 3 people in MS use the Internet? Internet works and angles are pathetic, because net fans could care less about any of that. Try entertaining the paying fans rather than the 3 or so who use the Internet. But on the Internet you can be an anonymous jackass and get away with it!

(If you feel so strongly about that, why don't you talk to your buddy J.D. about it, he's one of the most infamous for doing it, and if you were referring to Death Wish and I working our angle over the boards, then what do you want us to do? No there aren't that many marks reading the board but there are some{your proof} and for those few that do read it you might as well keep a little kayfabe in this dying business. But hey you know best, how dare I tell you anything? You read the internet, you watch ROH, you've ridden to shows with the "Outlaw" and had dinner with John Saxon, you would know better than I what is appropriate and not appropriate in the "business.")

Yeah, ROH. An actual wrestling promotion. And me riding with the "Outlaw" and having dinner with people? Yes, cause god forbid I have contact with people who just so happen to be wrestlers out of character and acting like... *gasp* NORMAL PEOPLE. Whodathunkit? Having dinner with Bruce Willis? I'm not having dinner with John McLane from Die Hard or Butch from Pulp Fiction. I'm having dinner with Bruce Willis. Human Being. So before you start throwing that shit in my face, take into consideration this. When I'm a fan, feel free to treat me like shit on a stick, but me away from the ringside area is none of your fucking concern.

I bet you dollars to donuts that I'm gonna get soooo much "heat" for this little entry,(Don't kid yourself, what your getting isn't "heat", there is no "heat" left in this business. "Heat" is what guys had back in the Mid South days, back when people believed in the business, when guys were getting shot at and cut. Pissing people off and getting heat are two different things and that's something it took me a LONG time to learn and I'll pass that on to you for free)

Gee, thanks.

but I could fill up my cares in a f***ing thimble. The ones who agree are the smart ones who know what's going on,(Yeah the "SMART" ones who have READ all about it and "KNOW" what's going on. You bet man) and those who don't? Well, the less said the better. (Your probably right, cause I'm one of those who don't and I'd love to see you call me a "douchebag" to my face)The old saying goes "Everyone has an opinion." Mine's just right. (Well everyone does have an opinion, your entitled to yours and I'm entitled to mine. But I think the saying is "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one" just not everyone gives there's up to J.D. McKay.

See, now was that really called for? I was totally with you up until this.

I look forward to hearing your response, and don't give me some bullshit about working anybody, you said what you wanted to say so show some balls and stand behind it

I have, and ALWAYS WILL stand by my word. No ifs, ands, or buts.

and if not then shut your f****** mouth.

Nah, don't think so.

Before you piss off the wrong "douchebag". In the words of New Jack, "F*** you and your punk ass blog b*****!)

Well, that just hurt my blog's feelings and you need to apologize to it right now.

So yeah, that's that. I know this is probably pointless, but yeah...

Fuck You Right Back, Gene Jackson.

How can I bite the hand that feeds the strangers all around me?

2005-03-28T22:38:00.000-08:00

So, I'm sitting here watching RAW waiting for the big Triple H/DAVE confrontation, and who do I see as one of Eric Bischoff's police bodyguards?

None other than JOHN SAXON. The man who I saw team with Kevin Nash in Tupelo, the man Doug and I had dinner with (along with many others that night) after a DCW show, the man who along with Kevin Northcutt, Salvatore Rinauro and Skeeter Frost had the greatest match I've ever seen live, and the Current NWA-MS Heavyweight Champion. Very cool. Good to see him hopefully on to bigger and better things. Add this to Jamie Jay having a Dark Match at the Smackdown tapings last week and it's really good to see local wrestlers finally get some recognition that they deserve.

Man, the mail was awesome today. I got my Dream Theater - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulance CD that I won from eBay and my ROH Final Battle 2003 DVD. And I just ordered that DVD on Friday night. Man, that Sapolsky is FAST. Add that to the fact that I picked up Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour for $20 new and it's been a good day.

Anyway, less yackin' more... eh I won't finish that.

The electric burns that fuel the fire, It's just your suicide messiah

2005-03-27T19:56:00.000-08:00

Hmm, I don't seem to be updating as much lately. Oh well.

This weekend was pretty much a really quiet one. It also went waaaaayyyy too fast. It's gonna be another 7 days (6 days if everything goes right) before I get another day off. Damn Wal-Mart :(

Saturday was pretty much "Watch all of The Office DVDs that I got." Which I did. It was good watching the entire run again. Such a great show. I also helped the folks out around the outside of the house with some yardwork. Fun, I guess if you like that sort of thing.

Today I didn't think it was possible, but I did EVEN LESS than I did on Saturday. Played video games and ripped the audio from some Dream Theater DVDs I have was really about it. Yeah, exciting I know.

Wrestlemania is next Sunday and to be honest with you, I'm not that really excited for it as I normally would be. I'm only really excited for Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels and Rey Mysterio vs. Eddie Guerrero. Oddly enough, both matches that probably would have been 5 Stars if each man would have been in their prime. I'm just not into wrestling as much period as I used to. I don't know if it's the state and quality of wrestling these days or just the oversaturation of all the live shows I've been to and all this "internet notoriety" bullshit and what have you.

Hell, I'm just so fed up and aggrivated with the local wrestling scene it's not even funny. I guess I'm just spoiled with the Ring of Honors and the IWA-MSs and the Chikara Pros and the other REAL Indy Feds. Sure there's a few good ones sprinkled about here and there, but for the most part... yeeeeesh. These down here are like comparing Hollywood Jimmy's Board to the Rest of the Internet.

And don't get me started on that lost cause. I've tried and I've tried, but no more. I'm done. It's such a terrible place. It's the Wrestling equivalent of Tard Blog. A little birdie told me the other day that the people in Okolona, MS were asking about me at a local show. He told them about my disdain for the board and you'll have no idea what these douchebags had to say.

"Well, if he can't take the heat, stay out of the business."

...

ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You tell me what A INTERNET GUESTBOOK, not message board, GUESTBOOK has to do with "the business?" "oh noes people are talking about me I better run!" Jesus. Trust me, it's not them talking shit about me, cause I can handle that. I do, y'know, have a sense of humor, it's the fucking MORONS that populate it. I swear, it's like everyone on there has the intelligence of a 12 year old. Disagree with someone? "omg ur gay"

Say you don't like something or you didn't think it was very good? "LOOK YOU GET IN THE RING AND DO BETTER CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU CAN YOU'RE NOT A WRESTLER YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT US WE'RE WRESTLERS THE ELITE OF THE ELITE AND CANNOT BE TOUCHED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

And worked angles on the Internet for a promotion in MISSISSIPPI is about the dumbest thing ever. What, 3 people in MS use the Internet? Internet works and angles are pathetic, because net fans could care less about any of that. Try entertaining the paying fans rather than the 3 or so who use the Internet. But on the Internet you can be an anonymous jackass and get away with it!

I bet you dollars to donuts that I'm gonna get soooo much "heat" for this little entry, but I could fill up my cares in a fucking thimble. The ones who agree are the smart ones who know what's going on, and those who don't? Well, the less said the better. The old saying goes "Everyone has an opinion." Mine's just right.

You got a killer scene there, man

2005-03-22T22:33:00.000-08:00

Hmm, it feels like I haven't posted something on here in FOREVER, even though I just did last Thursday. Huh, must be all the work.

I finally get some time off after 7 straight days. Which is seemingly par for the course in Wallyworld these days. Especially so close to Inventory, which is the 1st of April. I guess you can say that this year, Inventory is a big 'ole Joke. Which if, you know our backroom/recieving area, you're probably laughing your ass off right now cause it's so true.

But it's cool cause I get Wednesday and Thursday off, then I work on Friday, then I get Saturday and Sunday off. It's kinda like a mini-vacation! Weeeee!

You should all go pick up the new Queens of the Stone Age album "Lullabies to Paralyze" like, yesterday. It's so good. You'd think it would really suck without Nick Oliveri and Mark Lanegan, right? WRONG. It's Josh Homme, bringing it with his new guys hardcore style. It's so awesome.

Aside from that, not much is really going on. I'm in preliminary talks about what I'm gonna do for my Vacation in Mid-July. I'm considering going to Chicago for a couple days because my Uncle Randy lives there, and it'd be nice to spend some time with him. And other things, of course. (HI KEN)

I've been watching way too much TV lately since I got my DTV back, but I'm not really complaining one bit. I've found myself watching a TON of Discovery Channel. Mostly stuff like Mythbusters, which fucking RULES, and American Chopper, which fucking RULES EVEN MORE.

This Thursday is the premier of NBC's bastardization of The Office. Y'know, I'll give it a shot, but I've heard soooooo many bad things about it. I'm really gonna hate to see them destroy the good name of one of my favorite TV shows of all time. I'm a big Steve Carell fan, too, but I doubt even he can save this.

Eh, I guess that's all for now. IT'S A TIDAL WAVE OF RANDOM THOUGHTS, FOLKS.

Will Arnett is my Hero

2005-03-17T08:17:00.000-08:00

In a GREAT interview over at Television Without Pity Arrested Development Castmember Will Arnett had this to say about everyone's favorite Dick Sucking, No Talent, Worthless Waste of Space, Paris Hilton:

WC: Since you might have met her at some Fox event or other, I have to ask: how have you been personally affected by the hacking of Paris Hilton's Sidekick?

WA: I feel like it's inundated The Drudge Report so that it makes it harder for me to read other things on The Drudge Report. God, I couldn't care less.

WC: We made a shirt. So we're profiting off her misery.

WA: That's good. That's pretty good. And it's great to profit off her. But she is such a talentless non-entity that I just couldn't care less what she does. It's absolutely absurd that people spend any time talking about her.

WC: You kind of can't believe it.

WA: It's shocking to me. I hate myself for knowing her name.

Ah, GOB. You are a shining beacon of truth.

EVERYONE WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, DAMMIT.

Sometimes it's easy to forget where you're goin'

2005-03-12T22:54:00.000-08:00

Y'know, I don't mean to go on a rant here (Hi Dennis Miller) but there's this trendy trend in the youth of today that I believe is the dumbest, most asinine thing on the face of the planet.

Fucking John Deere Clothing.

Answer me this. WHY? I can see your random farmer wearing this sort of stuff to, y'know, actually farm in. But I see preppy fucks wearing omg pink John Deere logo shirts and John Deere Trucker Hats (I hate trucker hats with a passion, but that's another rant for another time). Who decided this was a good idea? People who have never seen a John Deere Tractor much less ever ran one are wearing these overpriced for no reason pieces of shit clothes because "everyone else is wearing them, so I gotta so I can be cool! YAY!" Fuck that, man. Be original for once.

And it's not like it's one or two isolated incidents. I work at Wal-Mart for God's sake. I see about a thousand of these a day.

I swear one of these days I'm gonna create the dumbest, most insulting logo ever created. But since the trendy fucks who wear it don't know what it is, as long as it looks cool what's the harm, right? It'll be so insidious in it's hilarity.

It reminds me of this story I once heard about this guy who was walking down the street and he saw this girl who had on a Rolling Stones Lips Logo t-shirt. He asked her, "So you like the Rolling Stones, huh?" She just looked at him with this blank stare and told him...

"Who?"

Finally found my life, I'm finally free

2005-03-12T08:31:00.000-08:00

Oh man oh man what a way to start off the morning, from Dream Theater Dot Net:

Dream Theater's "OCTAVARIUM" out on June 7th, 2005!
Added on 03-12-2005

For Immediate Release:

Dream Theater have completed work on their 8th full length studio album entitled "OCTAVARIUM" which is tentatively set for release through Atlantic Records on June 7th, 2005.

The track listing is as follows:

1. The Root Of All Evil
2. The Answer Lies Within
3. These Walls
4. I Walk Beside You
5. Panic Attack
6. Never Enough
7. Sacrificed Sons
8. Octavarium

Dream Theater's 2005/2006 World Tour will kick off on June 10th in Sweden with a leg of European Festivals and select headlining shows which will then be followed by a North American leg throughout July/August as part of a "package" tour with several other bands TBA very soon.....

!!!!

Can't wait. Not one bit. Although I'm not too crazy about some of the song titles, I'm sure it won't disappoint. And there has been rumors of a DT/Megadeth tour, so if that happens I damn well better be within 4 hours of one, cause I'm THERE.

It's time you made your amends. Look in the mirror my friend.

2005-03-08T21:49:00.000-08:00

Inspired by a thread at the Something Awful Forums, we all have these little quirks that make us who we are. It's human nature. Some are waaaay out there, but that's just us, y'know? So, in the spirit of that thread (and in the spirit of copying and pasting) I'll share with you my entry in said thread. Perhaps you'll find out that little weird ass thing you do, isn't so weird after all.

Although mine still probably are.

I will eat ketchup and mustard on a hamburger that I get from a fast food place, like if it's already on there, but I will not physically put in on myself. If I make a burger, I will eat it plain.

Same with the majority of the types of foods that have that "omg you're gonna eat that plain?" connotation to them. Like hot dogs, sandwiches, and stuff. Plain is the way to go.

If I'm drinking out of a 20oz. bottle, I have to take the wrapper off of the bottle when I'm finished and put it inside of the bottle. Every time.

I sometimes find myself trying to spook myself out before I go to bed. I'll think of scary images and think about scary movies I saw. I don't know why I do this, but it happens just about every night.

I also have the full body shivers. People look like "WTF" when you do it, but you can't help it.

I'm constantly beating on shit, like imitating drum beats and fills, especially at work. Tables, boxes, anything. Everyone says I should be a drummer because of this, but I have no place to put a drum kit.

This fatal tragedy was talked about for years

2005-03-06T21:41:00.000-08:00

Well, today I passed 5,000 hits! Isn't that rather spectacular? No? Ok, then. But still, not bad for my shitty little blog, eh?

In the "Oh Thank God You're Back" Department, my new favorite show "Arrested Development" had not one, but TWO new episodes tonight, and I gotta say, they were quite possibly the funniest things on TV that I've seen in quite a while. The whole show is just so damned smart and so well written, you just gotta sit back and admire what's going on and laugh your ass off in the process. Nothing is a throwaway joke on AD. If you see it once, rest assured somewhere down the line, you'll see it again. I swear that if this show gets canceled after this season, as is the rumor floating around, riots will happen. PLZBLEVIT. Fucking Fox. First Futurama, then Family Guy, and now possibly Arrested Development. WILL YOU EVER LEARN? We all don't wanna watch The Simple Life Does Dallas and My Big Fat Obnoxious Whothefuckcares, and The O.C. all the time, dammit.

White lines going through my mind

2005-03-04T22:15:00.000-08:00

Those were my shoes from Lat Saturday's Bowl-O-Rama. Tell me those things aren't P.I.M.P. Damn right they are.

Tell me that's not the ugliest bowling score you've ever seen. Jim Ross would definitely call that "Bowling Shoe Ugly." Not my shoes, though. Them thangs were P.I.M.P.

Awww no spare for me... :( :( :(

GUY INCOGNITO!! GET OUT OF MY BURFDAY PICS!

Motherfucking TWO THUMBS UP SUPER BEST BURFDAY TIME! KAWAII!!! @^_^@

And in the BEST NEWS EVER CATEGORY, from http://www.mst3k.com:

MIKE, SERVO AND CROW IN THE "CHEAP SEATS"
For the first time since 1999, Mike Nelson, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot will make a new appearance on television, riffing the March 14th episode of ESPN Classic's Cheap Seats with Randy and Jason Sklar. The episode will air at 10 p.m. Eastern Time.

YES YES YES YES AND DID I MENTION YES? Looks like I'm getting my TV back just in time.

Someone tell me why I chose this lie, this superficial lie

2005-02-28T23:04:00.000-08:00

What the hell, it's March already? Where is the year going? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, 2005!

I should get my camera back in the morning when Aaron goes to work. I would have gotten it back yesterday morning, but apparently someone forgot. Not naming any names, but YOU know who you are, Breanan Stewart. Oh shi- Oops.

If I get up in time (lol fat chance), I'll try to throw some pics up before I go to work, but if not I'll toss'em up here when I get home.

After a loooooooong, long wait, John Petrucci's solo album "Suspended Animation" is released today. I wasn't expecting this for a few more months, but when I saw the thread about it at the SA Forums last night that it was gonna be released on March 1st, I about wet myself. It's only available (right now) on his website at JohnPetrucci.com but regardless, I'm all over this like a my brother on ice cream.

I have a wisdom tooth coming in and it's kicking my ass. I can barely eat anything it hurts so bad. But I'm a man, so PAIN IS TEMPORARY PRIDE IS FOREVER GROWL. *tears*

Hurting.

She holds the pen that spells the end

2005-02-27T20:58:00.000-08:00

Well, the Big B-Day Celebración went pretty well last night. I had fun. I actually won two out of the three games of Let's Bowl that we played. Nevermind the fact that I only broke 100 a grand total of ONE time and that was good enough to win two games.

The last game of the night was an EPIC one-on-one battle between Todd and Myself at MY VERY OWN REQUEST. I wanted to tempt fate and bite off more than I can chew. Why you ask am I making a big deal out of all this? Well, Todd is usually really good at the Let's Bowl. I guess he was having an off night, cause I defeated him 90-85. He started off strong, too so that got me worried. I was keeping it close, though and in the end I triumphed. Well, as much as you can call a 90-85 victory in Bowling a "triumph"

I have a ton of pics we took, but my omg new birthday present camera is currently sitting at Aaron's house as we speak. I left it there by accident. I'll try to have some up as soon as I get it back, which hopefully will be tomorrow morning cause Breanan's supposed to be bringing it over on his way to work.

If I seem superhuman I have been misunderstood

2005-02-25T22:35:00.000-08:00

Well, today is the day! What day you may ask?? Why I'll tell you! This countdown was for...

MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Yeah, that was it. Nothing big or anything. Today I turn Twenty Three Years Old. well, not officially till 3:14 PM, but who cares about details. Sad, huh.

What's funny is that when I woke up on Friday morning, my hip was hurting. Surely, I'm not getting old! NOOOOOOOOO. But tomorrow should be fun. My friends and I are gonna celebrate by being really bad at BOWLING! Yay! Seriously. I suck at the bowling and we'll probably start bitching at each other and how we hate this game halfway through the last game to go play games in the arcade. Ah, good times.

I sliced the ever loving hell out of my thumb today at work. Yes, another incident report. I should have my own file there by now.

Anyway, I'll report back with my scores later. I can't wait to be ridiculed by the Internet Masses on my shitty bowling abilities!!

Without faith, without hope there can be no piece of mind

2005-02-24T20:40:00.000-08:00

I had to buy a new modem this morning. Why you ask? Well, my old one decided to "Ride the Lightning" to use a shitty Metallica reference. It was struck by lightning last night during a pretty bad storm. So that sucked.

TWO. MORE. DAYS. Big Motherfucking w00t.

Ken: Winner of a Thousand Suns

2005-02-22T18:16:00.000-08:00

(20:11:41) Maestroken25: DempBlog winner of the most consistently entertaining Blog to me as of late.

Waging the war inside my head

2005-02-21T22:53:00.000-08:00

Well, I just had a long post on a myriad of different topics, but Blogger ate it. Oh well.

Actually, that's a big 'ole lie. Ever wonder if people are actually out there doing that to make themselves sound more important and intelligent than they actually are? Lying on the Internet??? Get the fuck out, no way!

Hey Hey Four More Days! (I'm sure you all probably know what this is about, but let's keep the facade up till then, k?)

I don't need your sympathy to get me through the day

2005-02-18T22:48:00.000-08:00

Hey, it's the 19th! Which means HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS OMG. Yep, she turns 11 today. I picked her up the Shark Tale DVD she's been asking for. It's nice to see kids having cartoons that they've grown up on and know and love... wait a minute...

****THIS JUST IN****

***WARNER BROTHERS TO RAPE CHILDHOOD WITH "LOONATICS" TELEVISION CARTOON***

http://news.toonzone.net/article.php?ID=1733

Six descendents of the original Looney Tunes crew will gain superpowers in Loonatics, a new franchise property coming to Kids WB this fall, the network announced today. The series is one of three new and four returning series that Kids WB announced for its 2005-06 season.

Set in the year 2772, Loonatics will be an "over-the-top, high-octane action-comedy" featuring revised versions of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, the Road Runner, Lola Bunny, Tasmanian Devil and Wile E. Coyote. Using special abilities and an irreverent sense of humor, the six will battle the evils of Acmetropolis. The series will air on Saturdays at 9:00am (ET/PT).

This morning's print edition of The Wall Street Journal quotes Warner Bros. Animation president Sander Schwartz as saying that reaction in test groups to the series has been "phenomenal."

What.
The.
Fuck.

So yeah, let's "revitalize" the Looney Tunes for the KIDZ today, cause man, screw last fifty years cause it wasn't SHIT! Let's not blame the shitty writers for Looney Tunes not being popular, but the "old and not XTREME CHARACTER DESIGNS THAT THE KIDZ TODAY CAN'T RELATE TO!"

Fuck you, WB.

WEEEEE: Seven, count'em, seven days. It's shaping up to be a good one, folks.

Battery is found in me

2005-02-17T22:09:00.000-08:00

I felt like a big bag of hell at work today. I don't know why, though. It's like my body was at work, but my mind was in, like, Glasgow, Scotland or something. It was odd. Oh and one of our teammates may have been fired tonight, not too sure.

EIGHT DAYS, MAW!!

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.

2005-02-15T22:54:00.000-08:00

So, in the spirit of E-Commerce, I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of DVDs I don't want anymore. I've already posted this list over at the Something Awful Forums and have sold several, so I thought I'd post it here and see if anyone out there wants to purchase any. Please, folks. Don't make me get undercut by taking these to a Gamestop where I'll get a nickel for a new release. Please.

Alright, my DVD rack is getting pretty full and with the aquisition of my new DVD-R/RW drive, I don't need all these DVDs anymore, I here I am to pass the savings on to you. Plus I figure I can get more here than I can at Gamestop or wherever. All DVDs are in great/like new condition

Mr. Nice Guy - $7(Sold: MrHappyTongue)
Zatoichi: The Blind Swordsman (1988) - $12
Way of the Gun - $7
Desperado: Special Edition - $10
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - $7
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - $7
AC/DC: Live at Donnington - $7
Daredevil: Director's Cut - $10
Battle Royale II: Requiem (Bootleg, but a good one) - $7
Jackie Chan's First Strike - $7
Rumble in the Bronx - $5 (Sold: MrHappyTongue)
The Usual Suspects: Special Edition (Single Disc) - $7
SNL: The Best of Will Ferrell Vol 1 and 2 - $7 each(Sold: Miko)
SNL: The Best of Dana Carvey - $7 (Sold: DarkPrincess)
Made - $6
Rush Hour: $5
Rush Hour 2: $5
Hot Shots: $5(Sold: TheBeardedCrazy)
Hot Shots Part Deux: $5(Sold: TheBeardedCrazy)
Drunken Master: $7(Sold: MrHappyTongue)
Army of Darkness (single disc regular version) - $7(Sold: TheBeardedCrazy)
Who Am I? - $7(Sold: MrHappyTongue)
The Joe Schmo Show Season One - $20 (Sold: Daryl Brewer)
Chappelle's Show Season One - $15
Bubba Ho-Tep - $10
Dawn of the Dead (1978 - Special Divimax Edition) - $10
Austin Powers - $8
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - $8
Austin Powers in Goldmember: $6 (DVD is in good condition, but the case is in bad shape. I'll put it in a black case if need be)
Billy Madison: Special Ed-ition (From the Billy Madison/Happy Gilmore 2 pack) - $10
Suicide Kings - $7

Right now I'm PayPal-ing it all the way. Just drop me an email at chris.dempsey at gmail.com, and I'll send you the payment info. I'm such a shill.

Also, TEN WHOLE DAYS TILL YOU KNOW WHAT!!

You're the best around

2005-02-14T23:22:00.000-08:00

"The usefulness of the cup is it's emptiness."

-Bruce Lee

Pssst, 11 days...

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit you old hag!

2005-02-13T13:01:00.000-08:00

T-Minus 13 Days Till The Greatest Event Since The Arrival Bread That Was Pre Sliced.

Yes, I stole this from Ken. Been there, done that.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Chris
2. Christopher
3. Demp

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. El Hijo del Demp
2. servo316
3. VinceRussoCanDie

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My sense of humor
2. My ability to get along with just about anyone
3. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm a procrastinator
2. Sometimes messy
3. Sometimes not motivated

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. German
3. Uhhh, I don't know. Greek maybe.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Asian Horror Movies
2. Failure
3. Dying

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Baseball cap
2. Watch
3. Wallet

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Shirt
2. Pajama pants
3. Socks

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Metallica
2. Dream Theater
3. Pixies

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Liquid Tension Experiment - Paradigm Shift
2. Metallica - Some Kind of Monster (remix)
3. Coheed and Cambria - The Crowing

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. New car
2. New place of residence
3. New relationship with a person of the female persuasion

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Trust
2. Humor
3. Passion

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I have alot of DVDs
2. I love my job
3. I love Uwe Boll movies

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Breasts
2. Hair
3. Ass

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Do a moonsault
2. Benchpress 200+ pounds
3. Dunk a basketball

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Wrestling
2. Collecting DVDs
3. Music

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go out of town
2. Hmmm...
3. Masturbate (lol j/k... OR AM I??)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Television Producer
2. Actor
3. Wrestler

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Ney York City
2. Los Angeles
3. Japan

THREE PETS NAMES
1. Neo
2. Ginger
3. Snowman (RIP)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Ringside at a Wrestlemania
2. Direct a feature film
3. Get married

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

2005-02-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

Well, seeing as I loved Shaun of the Dead so much I knew that I had to see Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright's TV series "Spaced"

So to the Internet I went, as it's not out on DVD here in the States yet, and luckily I found a torrent for the complete 1st Series. Download Hoo! That was like, 10 days ago. Yesterday it finished, finally. Damn 56K...

I was really excited to watch these episodes, especially after I heard nothing but great reviews. I stayed up late and watched all seven episodes tonight, and I loved every second of them. Very hilarious. And the final episode of the 1st series left me wanting more more more. Just so great and funny and emotional and weeeee. So now on to downloading Series 2! It's such a shame that great British shows like this and The Office (which I love dearly, I'm finally gonna get around to buying the Complete Series soon) last for two, maybe three Seasons at the most. I'd definately rather watch shows like this than all the shit Sitcoms and pointless other drivel that comes on here in the US.

Also, TODAY IS THE DAY WHEN MY NOMAD ARRIVES YAY. I can't wait for it. I'm gonna stuff that thing full of music and NEVER LOOK BACK.

Also today is 2/10. 210. 210 WILL STALK YOU ALL DAY TODAY. We miss ya, buddy. Come back to the fold whenever. COME BACK JOHNNY BOY!!! =( =( =(

BY THE WAY...

T-Minus 16 Days till the Greatest Event Since The Last Greatest Event Ever.

Something's compelling me to run into the dark

2005-02-08T22:34:00.000-08:00

I finally saw one of the greatest films of all time tonight. Raging Bull. It's amazing how many references I got even though I had never seen the film before. It's a classic, no doubt about it.

I'm basically just seeing how long I can keep up posting something of slight interest everyday. It's my attempt to beat JayGo at his own game, I guess. The Daily Demp. Nah, that name sucks.

BY THE WAY...

T-Minus 17 Days Till The Greatest Day in Human Existance. Yes, I know I said 22 yesterday. I flubbed. Sry.

What is it? Will you find out? Are all these questions really necessary?

Grand Opening, Grand Closing

2005-02-07T23:10:00.000-08:00

More good news today, as I got my State Tax Return in my bank account. Yay, just what I need, more money. Ahhh, I love this time of the year.

BY THE WAY...

T Minus 22 Days till The Greatest Day in the History of All Mankind.

53rd and 3rd, gonna make you feel sick

2005-02-06T22:02:00.000-08:00

Well, congrats to the New England Patriots for winning their third Super Bowl in the last Four Years. But more importantly than that...

I WON THE BET AT WORK AND NOW I GET TEN DOLLARS YAY. Fellow ICS Team Member Gamuiel bet me that The Pats would not win and I completely took him up on that. Hooray for good decisions.

But seriously, it was a GREAT game by both teams. Right down to the wire, just like it should be. I actually wanted the Eagles to win, really but I still thought the Pats would take it. The Eagles played one hell of a game, though. My hat's off to them.

Although someone, who will remain nameless, has to class tomorrow because the Eagles didn't win, and she hates me for gloating. So I'll take time out to do some here as well. Bwahahahaha =)

And to all those visiting from Wrestling Classics, sup guys and gals? Thanks to Gregory White for actually linking to my blog instead of C&Ping my words like so many other people would have. So enjoy your stay, feel free to browse around and whatnot, and I'll try to write a better report than I did last night/this morning. My head was fuckin' killing me. =)

Do you bury me when I'm gone?

2005-02-06T01:49:00.000-08:00

Howdy, sports fans. Just got back from the mighty town of Greenville, MS for some HOTT NWA NEW SOUF AKSHON!

Now, this recap probably won't be that long, cause where I was sitting there was this group of about 15 kids all around the age of 8-10 or so and boy were they loud. Louder than most of the people in the audience, to tell you the truth and I've got a splitting headache. Anyhoo, on with the show.

NWA New South President "Pitbull" Bob Serio opened the show with some trophy presentations, one for Referee of the Year and one for Wrestler of the year. Ref of the Year went to "The Extreme Referee" Billy Ethridge and Wrestler of the Year went to the New South Crusierweight Champion, "The Cowboy from Hell" Cody Mantel. Cause his name rhymes, I'm sure. Also no trophies got busted over anyone's head or broken period. That's a cardinal sin in wrestling. A trophy ALWAYS. GETS. BUSTED. It's in the by laws.

The opening match was The S&S Express, Scott Starr vs. Scott Storm vs. Zeron and Sgt Havok. Really good opener here, probably one of the best matches of the night. Starr hit a beautiful frogsplash, rotating and adjusting in midair to get the pinfall victory.

Up next was supposed to be The Cowboy From Hell" Cody Mantell defending his NWA New South Cruiserweight Championship against Steve Anthony but out comes Bitty Little to interrupt all our fun. He says he wants a titleshot, but
NWA New South President "Pitbull" Bob Serio and VP Vinnie Bariola comes out and says no, but what we will do is turn this into a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH~ This was another really solid match with some really impressive spots. Match went a tad too long, though, but still really solid action. Cody Mantell retains his title with a rollup on Bitty.

Next match was The Ragin' Cajuns, Blade Boudreaux and Denny Cooley out to defend their tag team titles against Naughty by Nature, Rude and Pokerface. Naughty By Nature had brought their own ref with them, which didn't set to well with The Extreme Referee Billy Ethridge. But Blade and Denny, didn't care who was the ref, just as long as they can count to three. So NWA New South President "Pitbull" Bob Serio (I just have that on my clipboard, I use it so much) said let them have their ref, who of course, favored Naughty By Nature. Still, really classic tag team wrestling here as Denny Cooley played the face in peril all match long, setting up the hot tag to Blade, who wasn't really a HOUSE O' FAHR so much as he was a HOUSE OF A FEW FLAMES HERE AND THERE. The finish saw NBN's ref go down, and as Blade was being occupied, a mysterious THIRD member of NBN came out and took his place. That led to Naughty By Nature becoming the NEW NWA New South Tag Team Champions.

After that, out came Dangerous Doug Gilbert. Man, has he gotten fat since the last time I saw him. He sorta resembles a Mini Death Wish. He ran down the crowd a good little bit, especially this guy he called "Barney Fife" which reeeeally pissed the dude off. I love to watch people get supremely pissed off at a wrestling show. They take it waaaay too seriously. Plus, it was true, he did look like Barney Fife. But then came out NWA New South President "Pitbull" Bob Serio, er I mean NWA New South VICE President Vinnie Bariola said that he had a special suprise for Gilbert. He said that he was gonna bring in Sid Vicious to take care of The Dangerous One, but because of a medical emergency (ie: softball) he couldn't make it, so he got someone else. And that someone was... BADD ASS BILLY GUNN. Crowd goes crazy, as no one beforehand even knew he was here. Except for me of course, cause I got it like that. Match was.... eh, as Doug put it, "the typical Doug Gilbert match." It was OK at best, kinda dragged on at times, but nothing too spectacular. But I have seen Billy Gunn in worse matches, that's for sure. Doug Gilbert is victorious by nefarious means.

Then intermission comes and they set up the STEEL CAGE for the main event of John Saxon vs. Lord Humongous for the Vacated NWA New South Heavyweight Championship. I walk around, had a chat with Scott Starr about his match. Funny too, cause he knew I was "Demp" when that's what Doug introduced me as at the beginning of the night. I'm so famous. We also chatted it up with former IWF Announcer Kimble Winstead who was there. Then came time for the Main Event of the Evening.

John Saxon vs. Lord Humongous for the Vacated NWA New South Heavyweight Championship. To make things even, because he couldn't get Hugo to take off his mask, Saxon brought out a mask of his own. Just what we need, two Lord Hugos. The match wasn't that bad, either, but man, the crowd was the shits. It was so quiet you could hear a fart. Terrible. The match was so much better than what you could hear. Then when Doug Gilbert came in for his run in followed by Billy Gunn, then they got a bit louder. Saxon had actually exited the ring after Referee Billy Ethridge had been knocked out, but Gilbert came out, attacked him and tossed him back in, which brought out Billy Gunn, and he and Gilbert brawled back to the ring. Lord Hugo alllllmost exited the ring, but Billy Gunn came running back out and slammed the cage door on Hugo's head which led to John Saxon getting the ONETWOTHREE on Hugo to become the NEWWWWW NWA NEW SOUTH HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

And that was it. A really solid show, marred by a horrible crowd.

Sorry for the slapdash report, but it's almost 4 in the morning and my ass is tired. Plus I still got that headache from those damn loud kids. So I'm gonna go to bed now. Peace out, homeslices.

Take a look to the sky just before you die

2005-02-04T09:54:00.000-08:00

Well, I went ahead and bought the Creative Nomad Zen Extra MP3 player this morning. I got the 40 Gig one for the low, low price of $219. Yes, Apple's 40 Gig is $400. Creative's is $219. You do the math. And Creative also really knows it's shit when it comes to audio, so I'm not really worried much about this purchase. It plays mp3s and t that's all that matters.

So in short...

Eat My Ass, Apple.

Also: Eat Chat, Apple.

(10:18:05) El Hijo del Demp: Well, just bought a 40 gig Creative Nomad Zen mp3 player
(10:18:22) Chris MCLEOD v1: Congrats
(10:18:45) El Hijo del Demp: $219
(10:19:07) El Hijo del Demp: $219 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> $400, you Apple Fucks.
(10:19:27) Chris MCLEOD v1: I hate Apple
(10:19:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: Macs are gay.
(10:19:40) Chris MCLEOD v1: But the iPod is swank
(10:21:55) ToppsNYK: I just wish they were cheaper
(10:22:22) Chris MCLEOD v1: As long as people are buying the price is gonna stay the same.
(10:22:23) ToppsNYK: I would have been happy with a 10g for 150...but nooooo they go and discontinue them
(10:22:31) ToppsNYK: so i never bought one
(10:25:04) ToppsNYK: and prices aren't going down... I'm just iPod less
(10:26:02) Chris MCLEOD v1: Yep.
(10:28:23) El Hijo del Demp: What I don't like is the trendy "ooh, look at me I've got an iPod I'm so cool" fucks
(10:28:41) Chris MCLEOD v1: Ooh, look at me, I've got an iPod, I'm so cool.
(10:28:43) Chris MCLEOD v1: Oh wait
(10:28:52) Chris MCLEOD v1: Having an iPod isn't part of my coolness
(10:28:55) Chris MCLEOD v1: I'm cool regardless
(10:28:58) El Hijo del Demp: But you were already cool
(10:28:59) Chris MCLEOD v1: :)
(10:29:11) El Hijo del Demp: MySpace says so
(10:29:16) Chris MCLEOD v1: Yes.
(10:29:23) Chris MCLEOD v1: I don't use the trendy iPod headphones.
(10:29:29) Chris MCLEOD v1: Because I hate ear buds
(10:29:43) Chris MCLEOD v1: And I have awesome headphones that are sort of like ear buds but with hooks
(10:29:49) El Hijo del Demp: Oh, well then you're just a poseur
(10:29:56) El Hijo del Demp: I HAVE THOSE TOO
(10:30:12) DrHogie: Chris Dempsey: What I don't like is the trendy "ooh, look at me I've got an iPod I'm so cool" fucks -- FUCK YOU DEMPSEY
(10:30:15) DrHogie: SUCK MY ASS
(10:30:22) DrHogie: I AM 2 COOL CUZ OF MY MAC PRODUCT
(10:30:25) El Hijo del Demp: Eat a shit, bitch
(10:31:25) El Hijo del Demp: I AM COST EFFECTIVE WITH MY CREATIVE NOMAD ZEN EXTRA
(10:32:08) Chris MCLEOD v1: an mp3 player is an mp3 player when it all boils down to it
(10:32:16) DrHogie: have fun when the HDD dies.
(10:32:20) DrHogie: :)
(10:32:22) DrHogie: it is
(10:32:36) El Hijo del Demp: Sour grapes, Mr Hogan
(10:32:47) DrHogie: hey -- I'm nothing but pleased with my purchase.
(10:32:49) Chris MCLEOD v1: such is the cult of mac
(10:32:55) DrHogie: ^^^^^
(10:33:15) El Hijo del Demp: MAC MAKES ME INTERNET TRENDY
(10:33:17) DrHogie: look: 40GB for $219 = sold
(10:33:35) DrHogie: I paid $329 for my 40gb player
(10:33:38) Chris MCLEOD v1: I paid 120 for my 120 external hdd
(10:34:30) El Hijo del Demp: Where'd you get such a good deal on your 40 gig?
(10:35:16) DrHogie: Apple Refurbished
(10:35:39) DrHogie: and I also bought the previous generation -- mine's 3rd gen, and at the time the 4th gen was announced
(10:35:48) DrHogie: *Edited: Link to player*
(10:35:53) DrHogie: is that yours Demp?
(10:36:50) El Hijo del Demp: *ding!*
(10:38:48) DrHogie: Anna's babysitter got a Nomad Zen -- I think it's a Zen Xtra, but I dunno, just that it's a Nomad.
(10:38:53) DrHogie: She's fairly happy with it so far
(10:39:07) DrHogie: said the software's a pain in the ass sometimes to transfer stuff, but other than that it's great
(10:42:48) El Hijo del Demp: Well, I let you know in a few days
(10:42:55) DrHogie: awesome

You say you wanted Evolution? The Ape was a great big hit.

2005-02-03T21:48:00.000-08:00

Well, I was awoken with grand news this morning. My tax return was in and sitting comfortably in my bank account. Hooray! $657.15 it says! Hooray again! I'm iPod (or something similar, cause I ain't paying $300 for an iPod) bound! Seriously, if anyone knows where to get a good deal on an iPod, let me know, cause otherwise I'm Creative Labs NOMAD Jukebox Zen Xtra Digital Audio Player bound! (yes I C&Ped that title, so what?) Exclaimation Point!

Besides, I'm in Mississippi. Small Town Mississippi at that. No one's gonna give two shits if it's an iPod or not. Like my friend Chris said: "Look at it this way, people in Miss. are just going to be amazed that you have an mp3 player, period. It's scary witch technology! IT CAN STEAL THEIR SOULS!"

I cashed my money order today and recieved no funny looks from the teller at the bank. My comedy dreams are dashed. :(

I used $50 of those monies to pick up Mercenaries for the X-Box. I wanted it on PS2, because that's what I have all my previous game saves on and all, but they were out. Sucksville. Oh well, it's a damn fun game, I have no problem with starting over.

Boo, back to work tomorrow. *cry*

These are the boots that kick you around

2005-02-02T19:51:00.000-08:00

Ahh, I enjoyed a nice relaxing day off today after NINE straight days of work. I didn't even go anywhere. I sat my lazy ass at the house. Watched some DVDs.

One of which was The Grudge. I'm glad I actually got to sit down and actually watch this movie instead of being scared shitless, because it wasn't very good. It wasn't like, terrible or anything. It still had some creepy parts, but it wsa kinda flat. I liked Ju-On MUUUUCH better. I found out today that the girl who plays Kayako (Takako Fuji) has played her in every incarnation of the Ju-On series, from the TV Movies to the American Remake. That's a prtty good track record. She's good at what she does, that's for sure. And that's make people piss their pants in fear.

I sold my bass geetar to Dan the other day. It's kinda odd it not being here. I've had that thing for almost 2 years, and although I never really learned to play it, it was my guitar. Something I always wanted. But there was no real use for me to keep it, if I didn't play it. So in exchange I have this $125 money order sitting right here instead. A fair trade, methinks.

Funny thing, on the money order under "Used For" Dan put "payment for bass guitar & sexual favors." I guess I better make with the sexual favors, then. But what's gonna be real funny is if whoever I take it to get it cashed actually reads that part. Prepare for the odd looks! I wish my scanner was working, so I'd always have a copy with me. Comedy Gold.

I've started reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books. I got a big paperback digest of all five novels in one from Amazon.com a few weeks ago. I'm loving it. It's so sharp and witty and just out there. I'm really excited for the movie now, which is what really got me into the books in the first place.

This is also the first post in what is arguably the best month of the year, February. Why, you ask? Why it's Black History Month! No, wait, that's not it, although that's still a good thing. It's the Month of my Birth! On the 26th of This Very Month, I will be Twenty Three Years Old. Goddamn. Time flies.

Well, I guess that's all for now. I'm gonna enjoy my day off tomorrow, maybe spend some of my $125 to ease the pain of my loss. =)

This is a test of flesh and soul

2005-01-31T21:47:00.000-08:00

I have worked EIGHT straight days. Tomorrow will be NINE. I am tired.

INTERNET TRENDY

2005-01-27T23:23:00.000-08:00

So, in attempt to be more "trendy" and "with it" on the Internet these days, I created a MySpace account for shits and giggles. We'll see what comes of this. And if any of you have a MySpace account, feel free to add me as a friend, that way I can laugh at you and maybe build and e-fort and roast marshmallows with you.

***OGM CLIK HEAR FOR INTERNETZ***

I got what is possibly the best thing ever yesterday. Our Walmart apparently has a shitload of stuff to get rid of, cause EVERYTHING'S on Clearance. Luckily for me one thing that was on clearance was a LiteOn 8x DVD+R/RW Burner.

Original price: $89.88

What I Paid: $55.00

OH HELL YA! -D.

This opens up all new doors of piracy for me. Just in the last day I now have copies of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and The Goonies.

Anyone who hates the Truffle Shuffle hates life and fun.

Poke and Destroy

2005-01-23T21:47:00.000-08:00

I love the sport of Professional Wrestling. Anyone who frequents this here establishment can tell you this. I also love free things. Tonight, I got the best of both worlds.

Just a little backstory:

For a while now, I knew about the WWE Smackdown house show in Tupelo and I was trying to figure out a way to go. I was prepared to ask off if need be, but only if Aaron and/or Todd and/or Doug were willing to go. So for a month or, Aaron's been changing up shifts and positions, so his participation was up in the air. A week or so ago, he found out that he would possibly be switching to a team that had Sundays off. So I just so happened to have that Sunday off and I brought up the WWE show to him. He said that if he could get off, we'd go. Doug was out of the equasion because he didn't really want to go, and Todd... well let's say who really knows about that sack of shit. =) (I kid, I kid)

So a couple days ago, I think Tuesday or Wednesday, he told me that he got the shift that's off on Sundays, but he didn't think he'd be off. So I pretty much wrote the whole thing off. Then came Friday night. I got off work and checked my cellphone and saw that Aaron had left me a text message asking me if I had heard from Todd. I called him back and told him I hadn't and asked what was up? What he told me was music to my ears.

"Well, he got three free tickets to the Smackdown show."

Well, hot damn.

Todd works at WCBI in Columbus doing god knows what to get their TV on the air and since they were a sponsor of the show, some employees got free tickets. Lucky for me, huh. Then I asked him if he was gonna be able to get off. He told me that he was off.

Well, hot damn x2.

I was excited. So I called Todd up Friday night and hammered out the details. Then last night I called Aaron and he told me that he was out. Well, that sucked. So it was just Todd and I.

So Today was show day. Also luckily for all of us, it was a 5 pm show, so no late night travels for us, thankfully. We get there and there's a loooooooooong fucking line to get in. Which would have been halfway OK, but it was freeeeeeeeeeeeeezing cold outside. Wind didn't help matters. We stood in line for almost 25 minutes waiting to get in. But hey, at least is wasn't snowing! (HAY EAST COAST!)

We get in and I do what I normally do when I go to a WWE show. I head for the merchandise stand to check things out. Ugh, this merch stand was shit. There was nothing I wanted. I was really wanting a DAVE shirt, but seeing as it was a Smackdown show and he's on Raw, it wasn't looking too good. But hey, there was an RKO shirt! What gives? There was also THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING JOHN CENA SHIRTS. Including the rediculous "Ruck Fules" t-shirt. No, that's not a typo. The shirt actually says "RUCK FULES" in big white lettering. Looks like no $25 t-shirt for me this go around. Which I guess was good, cause lord knows I need more expensive t-shirts I don't wear.

So we sit down and our seats are remarkably good considering they cost me so much. They really were good seats. I've paid $70 for worse seats. (let's not talk about that, plz) I also saw Axeman there, which was cool. I had asked him before hand if he was going and he was typical Axeman self. "If I go, I'm getting a cheap seat." And he did, although he got a cheap seat, they gave him a good seat, cause he was just a section over from us.

Alright, we're ready for showtime and we hear Kurt Angle's music? Hmm, he was supposed to be in the semi-main 6 man tag with Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak vs Booker T, Eddie Guerrero, and Rey Mysterio, but he's in street clothes. Oh no, don't tell me he's not wrestling. That would suck. I guess that means our opening match is going to be Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak vs Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero

This was probably the best match of the night. Some pretty good tag team wrestling and of course Eddie Guerrero's outside hilarity. I haven't actually watched Smackdown in a goooood few months, and I'm told that apparently that Eddie's latest storyline is that whenever he tries to Lie, Cheat, or Steal, he gets caught. That's definately what happened tonight. He still did one of the smartest/funniest things I've ever seen in a wrestling ring, though. He was trying to get Rey to tag him in, and Referee Nick Patrick was giving him crap about not holding on to the tag rope. So what does a man of his Cheating Caliber do? He unties the tag rope from the turnbuckle and had it just hanging from the top rope and walked all over the apron with it, holding it in his hand the whole time. Nick Patrick saw it and Eddie was all "Hey, I still have the tag rope!" Hilarity. Eddie and Rey won with a combo 619 into a Frog Splash. That also meant that Our Olympic Hero had to pucker up and kiss some ass. (that was the stipulation) Angle, of course, didn't want to hold up his end of the bargin, so out came SMACKDOWN'S THUGGIN' AND BUGGIN GENERAL MANAGER THEODORE R. LONG HOLLA HOLLA PLAYA.

Teddy said that Angle DID have the night off, but because he lied to the fans about not kissing some ass, he lied to Angle about having the night off. So because of that we get a preview of next Sunday's Royal Rumble matchup as Kurt Angle squares off against the WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfield and THE 500 POUND BIG SHOW OMG. Hey if all it takes to get a title shot is lying to the fans, I'd do it waaay more often if I were a heel.

Next match up was Scotty II Hotty vs JBL's Chief of Staff Orlando Jordan Typical Velocity match here, as Orlando dodges The Worm and hits Scotty with the Flatliner. Man, everyone is using that move these days. It's like the new DDT. Oh, and Scotty was super over for some reason. Mostly with the kids, it sounded like.

The next match was a Fatal Four Way match for the Cruiserweight Championship in Spike Dudley vs Nunzio vs Chavo Guerrero vs MOTHERFUCKING FUNAKI. The match started off pretty good and strong. Chavo had a pretty quick elimination to start off, and then Nunzio was eliminated via FUNAKI. But when it was just Spike vs Funaki, boy did it drag. Restholds 'O Plenty. Funaki wins, though. Always a happy day when Funaki wins.

Then the Smackdown Tag Team Champions and apparently JBL's Secretaries of Defense, The Basham Brothers came out. I didn't even know they were the tag team champs. Really. I didn't. But it was just Danny vs... ugh. Hardcore Holly. So I made my way to the consession stand. While I was out getting raped by paying $6 for a Coke and some Nachos, I heard the bell ring and Holly was announced as the winner. Yay, I thought to myself, as I just missed a Hardcore Holly match. Then I heard Teddy Long's music and thought to myself, hmm, what's this? When I got back to my seat, Long was out there and so was Charlie Haas. Imagine my dismay when I realized that I had to sit through another Holly match, this time for the WWE Tag Team Titles. Bashams won. Charlie Haas needs less caffine. He was bouncing all over the place on the apron waiting to be tagged in. He also stole Shelton Benjamin's finisher, but it didn't get the pin. "lol"

Now it was time for the WWE DIVA BEST BODY CONTEST OMG PUPPIES. Your contestants were Miss Jackie, Dawn Marie, and Torrie Wilson. This should be good. First off, Miss Jackie takes off her robe and omg she is SMOKIN' HAWT. Then is Dawn Marie and HEIDENREICH HEIDENREICH HEIDENREICH plays and WHAT THE BLUE GREEN AND RED HELL IS HE DOING?? We don't even get a good look at Dawn when he comes down and runs all of them off, managing to grab Torrie Wilson. He gets on the mic and all we here is "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE CASKET RABBLE RABBLE." Seriously. We didn't understand a goddamn word he said. But hey, that brought out BOOKAH T, and IT'S AWN. This actually wasn't that bad of a match. Especially for a Heidenreich match. Unfortunately, Heidenreich wins. wtf. Makes no sense.

Intermission Time. Guy with a T-shirt Gun shoots them out and Tony Chimel also tosses them. I get none. I am disappointed. But then I find out that they're "Word Life" shirts, and I am less disappointed.

Back from Intermission and WORD LIFE IT'S JOHN CENA RIDIN' US TITLE SPINNAZ. For some reason Tony Chimel decides to do an Elvis impression and fails miserably. Cena points and laughs and says some stuff about his Chain Gang. I have no idea what he's talking about, but when I figure out what and who he means by his Chain Gang, I laugh at it's gayness. Then he calls out Kenzo Suzuki and talks about AMERICA and we have JOHN CENA RIDIN' SPINNAZ vs. Kenzo Suzuki w/Hiroko. Hiroko spooks me out now, cause she's a Japanese woman with a spooky face. Damn you The Grudge. OK match, not the most spectacular thing in the world, but not bad. Cena wins with the FU.

But he's not done yet, as he wants to talk more about THA CHAIN GANG and singles out this 12 or so year old kid out of the audience who's decked out in Cena Gear. "DIS IS WHAT THE CHAIN GANG IS. I DO THIS FOR YOU GUYS" and such. He gives the kid his chain and the belt and tells him to show off. Kid gives Cena back the belt and tells the kid to keep the chain. Ok, that was kinda cool of him. Cena still sucks, though. GO BACK HEEL PLZ.

Out runs PAUL FUCKING LONDON and he slides into the ring... and right back out the other side of it. WTF. That was odd. Enter Rene Dupree w/o Fifi and w/ Strange Ass Hair. He gets in the ring, he and London grapple for like 30 seconds, and London gets the rollup for the pin. Sure, k. At least London won.

Now it's time for our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfield vs Kurt Angle vs The 500 Pound Big Show. JBL comes out in his limo, which was kinda cool. Didn't expect that, but Eddie did come out in his lowrider earlier in the night. JBL ran down the "inbred racist redneck" fans. Todd and I laughed and applauded. Match was typical Main Event WWE Style. JBL and Angle double teamed Show for the majority of the match, chopping him down and working on the leg. Then JBL tried to be sneaky and roll up Angle. Yeah, that didn't set too well with Kurt. JBL SHOCKINGLY used the WWE Title to knock out Big Show to get the pin. I mean, who would have thunk it? Then the whole locker room comes out (heels and Chavo) mostly and they all get beat down by Show. Chavo and Rene eat Chokeslam for dinner. Rene even had seconds. Show ends up chasing JBL's Cabinet off with a chair. END SHOW.

All and all, it seemed like your basic episode of SmackDown. Not really bad, excepth for Orlando/Scotty, but not too good. Kinda in the middle.

But I can safely say that I got my money's worth.

Except for those damn nachos. Six Fucking Dollars. :mad:

All the dust is painted green

2005-01-20T17:46:00.000-08:00

Yeah yeah, maybe I'll stop posting stuff for one day, but I was just reminded of one of my favorite monologues of all time just now. It's from the movie The 25th Hour and it's performed by the always awesome Edward Norton. I should probably pick up this DVD for this scene alone. We see Edward's character Monty Brogan having an introspective moment infront of a mirror.

[looking in mirror] Well fuck you too.

No. No. Fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!

Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.

Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!

Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin' ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.

I want to roll you up into my life

2005-01-20T16:02:00.000-08:00

I lost something very dear to me today. I's been pretty hard on me, but I think I can manage enough strength to talk about it now.

You see, I lost...

My computer chair's arm rests. They broke off sometime this afternoon. What time, I'm not too sure, cause I was so distraught. I miss them so much. I feel so lost without them. It's so sad. I keep instinctively reaching for them to adjust in the seat or to lean on, but...

They're not there. =(

I feel like I'm gonna fall out of my chair at any moment, because my wonderful arm rests are not here to secure me and protect me. This is so the worst day ever. I'm not sure if I'm ready to purchase another chair, cause I'm not sure it can replace the bond I had. It's just too tough.

Plus, I don't have the money right now. But come payday...

But when there is death, there is also life.

In what has to be insurmountable proof that my parents watch too much Trading Spaces/While You Were Out and it's ilk, they've been remodeling their living room these past few days.

Before:

It's the only decent pic I had that wasn't Aaron and I goofing off wrestling in the living room. (Shut up, NOT A LOSER)

After:

They added this fancy chair rail and went with a multi-colred layout. It's trendy! Damn you Paige Davis for making people creative!! I didn't like it at first, cause I've been used to the old standard for so long, but this has really grown on me. They've got it about 85% finished and it's not looking bad at all. Definately different, though.

Me, I'll stick with my green room, thank you very much. I don't need no damn art deco, fung shui bullcrap in MY domain and living existance!!

When Good Threads Go Great

2005-01-20T11:24:00.000-08:00

What started out as an Innocent TNA Spoilers Thread over at ITVR has turned into an early Thread of the Year contender. This chat transcript only escalated things. I present to you, Eternachat at it's finest!

(12:02:50) Chris MCLEOD v1: Best Impact Spoilers thread evar
(12:03:44) ToppsNYK: thanks to me
(12:03:52) ToppsNYK: cause culture club OWNS
(12:04:47) El Hijo del Demp: Journey > Culture Club
(12:05:17) Chris MCLEOD v1: EUROPE
(12:05:21) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
(12:05:24) ToppsNYK: Asia
(12:05:29) ToppsNYK: TOTO
(12:05:37) ToppsNYK: STYX
(12:05:43) Chris MCLEOD v1: LOL
(12:05:45) ToppsNYK: TNA : mr. Roboto !
(12:05:46) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: MR. ROBOTO
(12:06:01) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
(12:06:08) ToppsNYK: TNA: Come on Elieen !
(12:06:16) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM
(12:06:22) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: DR. FEELGOOD
(12:06:26) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: BAD TO THE BONE
(12:06:46) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: I WANT CANDY
(12:06:46) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: YOU CAN CALL ME AL
(12:07:05) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: VACATION
(12:07:14) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
(12:07:20) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: OUR LIPS ARE SEALED
(12:07:27) ToppsNYK: TNA: OH MICKEY !
(12:07:28) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW
(12:07:33) ToppsNYK: <-- WINNAR
(12:08:06) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: SHE BOP
(12:08:16) ToppsNYK: TNA : The Message
(12:08:17) Viper24GM: TNA: I NEED A NEW DRUG
(12:08:25) ToppsNYK: TNA : Power of Love
(12:08:26) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: GHOSTBUSTERS THEME
(12:08:27) ToppsNYK: OMG
(12:08:38) ToppsNYK: DOUBLE HEWY !
(12:08:57) DrHogie: TNA: SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME
(12:09:03) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: MANEATER
(12:09:04) ToppsNYK: TNA : Little Red Corvette
(12:09:09) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
(12:09:15) DrHogie: TNA: LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD
(12:09:23) DrHogie: TNA: ETERNAL FLAME
(12:09:26) ToppsNYK: TNA: Baracudda
(12:09:27) Viper24GM: TNA: SHOUT
(12:09:31) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: MANIC MONDAY
(12:09:32) ToppsNYK: TNA : Rio
(12:09:46) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF
(12:09:59) ToppsNYK: TNA: BOYS DON'T CRY
(12:10:06) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE
(12:10:18) ToppsNYK: TNA: HELLBENT FOR LEATHER
(12:10:24) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: THAT ONE MR. BIGG SONG
(12:10:30) ToppsNYK: LOL @ demp
(12:10:30) DrHogie: TNA: BE WITH YOU
(12:10:33) Chris MCLEOD v1: LOL
(12:10:42) ToppsNYK: TNA: MORE THEN WORDS
(12:10:46) DrHogie: TNA: UNCLE TOM'S CABIN
(12:10:48) ToppsNYK: aww yeah EXREME !
(12:10:53) Viper24GM: TNA: RUN AWAY TRAIN
(12:10:54) DrHogie: TNA: HOLE HEARTED
(12:11:02) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: CHERRY PIE
(12:11:04) DrHogie: TNA: POUND CAKE
(12:11:08) ToppsNYK: TNA: POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
(12:11:13) DrHogie: TNA: ARMAGEDDON IT
(12:11:23) DrHogie: TNA: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
(12:11:23) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: RED RED WINE
(12:11:30) DrHogie: TNA: BROTHER LOVE'S TRAVELLING SALVATION SHOW
(12:11:49) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: I'M TOO SEXY
(12:11:59) ToppsNYK: hahaha
(12:12:03) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: ICE, ICE BABY
(12:12:13) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: TOO SHY
(12:12:17) ToppsNYK: I resisted saying ice ice ... to easy
(12:12:18) Viper24GM: TNA: CAN'T TOUCH THIS
(12:12:25) ToppsNYK: TNA: INFORMER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:12:31) ToppsNYK: you can't beat SNOW !
(12:12:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: !!!!!!!!
(12:12:36) DrHogie: TNA: NINJA RAP
(12:12:38) Chris MCLEOD v1: LOL
(12:12:41) DrHogie: TNA: GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
(12:12:42) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: WE BUILT THIS CITY (ON ROCK AND ROLL)
(12:12:46) ToppsNYK: OMG
(12:12:48) ToppsNYK: DEMP!
(12:12:50) ToppsNYK: Yes
(12:12:51) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: DANCING IN THE DARK
(12:12:53) DrHogie: TNA: OH SHERRY
(12:13:00) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: DANCING ON THE CEILING
(12:13:03) DrHogie: TNA: I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
(12:13:04) Viper24GM: TNA: SAFETY DANCE
(12:13:07) DrHogie: ^^^^^^
(12:13:08) DrHogie: WINNER
(12:13:13) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: BILLIE JEAN
(12:13:18) DrHogie: TNA: P.Y.T.
(12:13:27) DrHogie: TNA: WHIP IT
(12:13:32) Viper24GM: TNA: BASKETCASE
(12:13:36) Chris MCLEOD v1: Someone needs to send these to Double J.
(12:13:41) DrHogie: I agree.
(12:13:43) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
(12:13:51) DrHogie: TNA: CANDLE IN THE WIND
(12:14:01) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: RIVER OF DREAMS
(12:14:07) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: PARTY ALL THE TIME
(12:14:09) DrHogie: TNA: NOTHING COMPARES 2 U
(12:14:09) Viper24GM: TNA: AMERICAN IDIOT
(12:14:29) El Hijo del Demp: *cough 80s cough*
(12:14:34) ToppsNYK: TNA: CARS
(12:14:38) El Hijo del Demp: (and early 90s)
(12:14:42) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: JUST WHAT I NEEDED
(12:14:43) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: MMM MMMM MMMM
(12:14:47) Chris MCLEOD v1: LOL
(12:14:55) Viper24GM: I was going to say some of these aren't from the 80's
(12:14:56) Chris MCLEOD v1: GOOD ONE DEMP
(12:15:00) DrHogie: TNA: SUPERMAN'S SONG
(12:15:06) ToppsNYK: I have the winner
(12:15:12) ToppsNYK: are you ready?
(12:15:17) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU
(12:15:17) Viper24GM: TNA: Inspector Gadget theme
(12:15:26) DrHogie: TNA: I WANNA SEX YOU UP
(12:15:30) DrHogie: TNA: I ADORE MI AMORE
(12:15:36) El Hijo del Demp: OMFG
(12:15:40) DrHogie: TNA: CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER
(12:15:44) El Hijo del Demp: COLOR MEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAD
(12:15:48) DrHogie: ^^^^^
(12:16:08) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: HOTEL CALIFORNIA
(12:16:14) ToppsNYK: TNA: JACK & DIANE
(12:16:23) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: SUMMER OF '69
(12:16:24) DrHogie: TNA: LITTLE PINK HOUSES
(12:16:31) DrHogie: TNA: DO I HAVE TO SAY THE WORDS
(12:16:31) ToppsNYK: but here is the winner
(12:16:33) DrHogie: okay
(12:16:37) ToppsNYK: TNA: JESSIE'S GIRL
(12:16:38) DrHogie: *rolls drum*
(12:16:40) DrHogie: !!!!!!!!
(12:16:42) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: LITTLE RED CORVETTE
(12:16:45) DrHogie: TNA: LOVE IS ALRIGHT TONIGHT
(12:16:48) DrHogie: TNA: BOP TILL YOU DROP
(12:16:51) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: 867-5309
(12:16:54) DrHogie: TNA: RICK SPRINGFIELD OWNZ ALL YOU BITCHES
(12:16:56) Chris MCLEOD v1: LOL
(12:17:08) DrHogie: Chris Dempsey: TNA: 867-5309 <-- wow.
(12:17:15) DrHogie: Jessie's GIRL!!!!
(12:17:15) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
(12:17:19) DrHogie: TNA: HYPERACTIVE
(12:17:41) ToppsNYK: [01:08:54] ToppsNYK: TNA : Little Red Corvette[01:16:32] El Hijo del Demp: TNA: LITTLE RED CORVETTE <-- 8 min late demp
(12:17:56) ToppsNYK: [01:16:44] DrHogie: TNA: RICK SPRINGFIELD OWNZ ALL YOU BITCHES <--- yes yes he does
(12:18:11) El Hijo del Demp: Oh
(12:18:29) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: FOREVER YOUNG
(12:18:31) El Hijo del Demp: OK THEN TNA: RASPBERRY BERET
(12:18:48) DrHogie: oh shit
(12:18:51) DrHogie: BAM
(12:18:53) DrHogie: TNA: DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY
(12:19:01) Viper24GM: TNA: LOW RIDER
(12:19:53) DrHogie: TNA: ARE WE RUNNING OUT OF STEAM
(12:20:02) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: I AGREE
(12:20:13) DrHogie: TNA: IS IT TIME TO CLOSE THE FLOOR AND HAVE THIS POSTED TO THE TNA: AGAINST ALL ODDS THREAD?
(12:20:19) Chris MCLEOD v1: yes
(12:20:26) DrHogie: TNA: SECONDED?
(12:20:27) El Hijo del Demp: TNA IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT (AND I FEEL FINE)
(12:20:35) DrHogie: excellent ending place
(12:20:39) El Hijo del Demp: And there's your end
(12:20:42) DrHogie: someone wanna c&p this to the thread?
(12:21:03) Chris MCLEOD v1: I elect Hogie
(12:21:03) DrHogie: since I have real names for everyone involved?
(12:21:05) Chris MCLEOD v1: So?
(12:21:05) Chris MCLEOD v1: We all know who we are
(12:21:05) DrHogie: if you wanna show up as CHris McLeod and Chris Dempsey, sure!
(12:21:14) Chris MCLEOD v1: My screen name is Chris McLeod v1 anyway!
(12:21:14) El Hijo del Demp: I don't care
(12:21:28) DrHogie: posting now
(12:22:05) DrHogie: http://inthisveryring.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2950
(12:22:26) DrHogie: and we have Ken (Not Mae) to thank for all this
(12:22:55) Chris MCLEOD v1: Yes.
(12:23:13) DrHogie: Chris Dempsey: TNA: YOU CAN CALL ME AL -- ROFL
(12:23:41) DrHogie: That thread is the premiere reason why I love you all.
(12:24:37) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: Video Killed the Radio Star
(12:24:37) DrHogie: did we miss any definitive 80s songs?
(12:24:42) TRyanH76: *makes video pr0n with Hogie*
(12:24:43) El Hijo del Demp: I'm so gonna blog that, too
(12:24:46) DrHogie: YEAH BABY!
(12:24:46) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)
(12:24:48) DrHogie: *spins penis*
(12:24:50) Chris MCLEOD v1: !
(12:24:56) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT
(12:25:05) DrHogie: TNA: YOU'RE MINE FOR TWO WEEKS BENDER
(12:25:07) DrHogie: TNA: TWO WEEKS.
(12:25:12) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: KARMA CHAMELEON
(12:25:22) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
(12:25:29) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: TAINTED LOVE
(12:25:36) ToppsNYK: ^^
(12:25:39) DrHogie: *goes to look for CMB on iTMS*
(12:25:40) ToppsNYK: good one
(12:25:51) DrHogie: !!!!!!!!!!!
(12:25:58) DrHogie: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?playlistId=635356&selectedItemId=635325
(12:26:00) DrHogie: w00000000000000
(12:26:05) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
(12:26:06) ToppsNYK: TNA: I CAN'T DRIVE 55
(12:26:12) DrHogie: rofl
(12:26:23) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: ERUPTION
(12:26:23) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: ROCK ME AMADEUS
(12:26:46) DrHogie: argh
(12:26:52) DrHogie: I gotta find all of Rick Springfield's stuff on CD now
(12:26:54) Chris MCLEOD v1: !!!!!!!!!
(12:26:57) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: SEXUAL HEALING
(12:27:01) DrHogie: isn't that 70s?
(12:27:08) El Hijo del Demp: Yes
(12:27:18) Chris MCLEOD v1: ?
(12:27:27) DrHogie: my bad
(12:27:31) DrHogie: HEY
(12:27:38) DrHogie: WACY'S CHEATING
(12:27:45) TRyanH76: actually,....
(12:27:59) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: MASTER OF PUPPETS
(12:28:45) TRyanH76: Sexual Healing came out in 80 or 81
(12:29:21) ToppsNYK: TNA: Key LARGO !
(12:29:21) TRyanH76: im pretty sure about that
(12:29:22) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
(12:30:29) DrHogie: *brings the Rick Springfield*
(12:30:29) DrHogie: TNA: CELEBRATE YOUTH
(12:30:34) ToppsNYK: TNA: If You Like Pina Colladas !
(12:30:34) DrHogie: TNA: WALKING ON THE EDGE
(12:30:34) DrHogie: TNA: STATE OF THE HEART!!!!!
(12:30:34) DrHogie: TNA: WORKING CLASS DOG
(12:30:34) DrHogie: TNA: I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR YOU
(12:30:34) ToppsNYK: TNA: Like a Virgin
(12:30:34) DrHogie: Gary Sheldon: TNA: If You Like Pina Colladas !
<-- the funniest one yet
(12:30:34) DrHogie: just think of that name for a f'n PPV
(12:30:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: Yes
(12:30:34) DrHogie: JR: BAH GAWD THIS WEEKEND WE'VE GOT THE "IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS" PPV!
(12:30:34) ToppsNYK: LOL
(12:30:34) DrHogie: fucking awesome
(12:30:34) Viper24GM: one bourdon, one scotch, one beer
(12:30:34) DrHogie: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
(12:30:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: UP WHERE WE BELONG
(12:30:34) DrHogie: nice
(12:30:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: !!!
(12:30:34) DrHogie: very very nice
(12:30:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: TRUE
(12:30:34) Chris MCLEOD v1: SPANDAU BALLET
(12:30:34) ToppsNYK: TNA: Sister Christian
(12:30:34) DrHogie: TNA: LOVE'S EASY TEARS
(12:30:45) Chris MCLEOD v1: TNA: (I Just) Died In Your ARms
(12:30:54) Viper24GM: TNA: I Drink Alone
(12:31:00) ToppsNYK: TNA: Suglasses at Night
(12:31:06) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
(12:31:09) ToppsNYK: TNA: Broken Wings
(12:31:16) Chris MCLEOD v1: I started cheating after we posted the first transcript btw
(12:31:20) El Hijo del Demp: TNA: (Wanted) Dead or Alive)
(12:31:24) DrHogie: doh

Shoot You In the Back

2005-01-17T23:49:00.000-08:00

I seriously hate having nothing to talk about on this, this beacon of the Internet known as my blog. It makes me feel like I'm doing a disservice to all 3 of my readers and it hurts me in my soul bone. Very badly. So to make up for all my non-content, what I'm gonna do right now is introduce The DempFAQ!

(DISCLAIMER: Questions may or may not be fictional)

Q: What kind of dumbass nickname is "Demp" anyway?"
A: Well, seeing as my last name is Dempsey, it sorta came from that. Blame my cousin for calling me that all throughout school. And to this day, actually. When I first started getting around this here Internets, on CRZ's old board and ITVR, I was originally known as "Stinko Malenko" which for you wrestling savvy out there, was one of Chris Jericho's many nicknames for Dean Malenko. Then I got tired of the handle and just one day said, "Well, my real life nickname is Demp, I might as well use that on the Internet as well." And the rest, as they say in the popular movies, is history.

Q: Are you retarded?
A: Only slightly. It comes and it goes.

Q: What do you REALLY think of all this so called "underground independant wrestling fame" you've garnered over these past months?
A: Well, if you read my post from last week, you'd see that I'm eternally grateful. And I don't really even see it as "fame." I'm just a smartass punk who got over on his writing and "TELLIN' IT LAHK IT IS, SON" and befriended some people who happen to wrestle, that's all. I'm no Chris Yandek, that's for sure.

Q: You sure have a lot of DVDs. WHASUPWITDAT?
A: I have money to burn, apparently. BUT NOT THE DVDs OH LOL INTERNET PIRACY

Q: Whatever happened to The Adventures of Spitz and McGee?
A: Uh, I have like a 3rd of the 2nd story finished, but it's sitting in a .txt file on my desktop and not really been touched since late November. Kinda like me. LOL IM A LOZAR

Q: Oh yeah, what about your Lord of the Rings: The Third Age review for Another Castle? And that Bunny Royale stuff, too?
A: Ok, dammit, we get the point, I don't finish a lot of things that I start. That's become apparent. Thanks for opening wounds that don't heal, ass.

Q: So you seem to steal alot of things from Ken.
A: 1) That's not a question. 2) Yes. Yes I do. Moving on.

Q: Seriously, Dream Theater? WTF?
A: They rule, shut up.

Q: Did you really just make all this up? These can't be real.
A: Maybe.

Q: Come on, you can tell me.
A: Ok, I did.

Q: Why? Were you that bored?
A: Pretty much, yeah.

Q: Don't you think it's time to go to bed now?
A: Yes sir.

Kendo Ka Shin

2005-01-13T21:57:00.000-08:00

During the heat of passion one night, this lady friend of mine screamed out "OH GIVE ME NINE INCHES AND MAKE ME BLEED!!"

So I fucked her three times and punched her in the nose.

Teaching Hatred In the Name of God

2005-01-08T23:56:00.000-08:00

Well, just got back from the Hustle and Bustle town of Ecru tonight to see another night of HOTT DWA AKSHON!!

Tonight's card was definately a better show than they had last month. The matches were much better and there was suprisingly not near as much overbooking. The lumberjack match between Riot Squad and The Asylum not so much though. Ugh, horrible match. It looked like they were just going through the motions, really. But like last month, the match of the night was Chris Rocker vs Jeremy Blaze. I'm certain that any time these two get in the ring, it's gonna be a good one. This makes three matches of theirs I've seen and neither one of them disappointed. Not to mention that Jeremy busted out the 450 Splash, which was a tremendous sight to see from just a few feet away. But yeah, the rest of the show didn't disappoint at all. Even the Main Event of Neil Taylor/Rodney Grimes vs. Death Wish/Hollywood Jimmy was entertaining.

And naturally all of The Hollywood Clique (Axeman/Death Wish/Hollywood Jimmy, et al) ragged on me the entire night, which was expected. Very hilarious, too. Axeman even went on a tirade about me over the house speakers during his commentary, which I didn't expect. Of course it wasn't all The Clique, though. I got more than my fair shots in. Ah, camaraderie. It's fun.

Speaking of all this playful camaraderie, I want to say a few words about all this "fame", if you want to call it that, I've had these past few months and to say some thanks. I'm really fortunate to have been able to make a ton of friends because of all this "Internet Wrestling" stuff and to be sort of "accepted" as somewhat an unofficial "one of the boys" at alot of these shows and other outlets. Not many people like myself are afforded with that option. Like tonight was the first night I ever got to go "in the back" and chill with some of the guys. We watched the end of the Neverending Chargers/Jets game. It was fun. None of this ever dawned on me until tonight, really, when I went to go say hi to Neil Taylor after the match and when I went to shake his hand, he gave me a slight hug. I was like "Wow, that's cool. These guys are starting to actually know me"

Y'know, forgive me for geeking out here, but wrestling's always been one of my passions and to be associated with it in any way, shape or fashion is very exciting for me. Even for as little as I'm doing. Hell, I'm basicially a glorified fan who just happens to know some people, really. But I'll be damned if it isn't fun.

So thanks go out to, in particular, Axeman, Hollywood Jimmy Blaylock. Sure you guys may bust my chops all the time, but it's all part of the show. It's fun to be hated and picked on by the bad guys. As much as you guys love dishing it out, I love taking it and giving it back tenfold.

Neil Taylor. Sup bud. You rule, that's all there is to it.

But the man who made all this possible, The Outlaw J.D. McKay. They say "it's all in who you know" well, without him, none of this would even exist. He's been a true friend for dragging my dumbass along with him to these shows. He's opened up alot of doors for me that most normal fans would never even get to see. And the stories, my god the Stories. He's full of 'em, folks. Made for a TON of entertaining rides.

So sorry for all the mushy geek mark out shit, but hey, I'm a small part of something I love, and to me, that's very cool.

Constant Compromise, Endless Sacrifice

2005-01-04T23:04:00.000-08:00

Well, there hasn't been a post of substantial material in a while, so ladies and gentlemen and Ken, it's time for...

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS BLOGGING!!

Stream of Consciousness happens to be a title of a song from my new Second Favorite Band, Dream Theater. (Sry, no one's gonna take the top spot from my Tallica Boys). As a matter of fact, as I am typing this, I have their Dream Theater: Live at Budokan DVD playing in the background. It's seriously like Porn for Musicians. So technically sound. These guys are just so damn good, it's scary. I really doubt that there is a better complete combination of better musicians anywhere else. All of these guys are tops, if not THE BEST at what they do. I love'em. They do have this over Metallica for me, though. Their music ALWAYS puts me in a great mood. No other band has ever done that, which is probably why they stormed up my favorites list so fast. Mike Portnoy is my Hero. Seriously.

I've had the past two days off from work. I have done absolutely Jack and Shit these two days. I got a haircut yesterday and that's about it. Mainly I've been watching DVDs and playing Halo 2 and NFL Street 2 on the 'ole X-Box. I love NFL Street 2. It's so mch fun. And the best part of it for me is that the customs soundtracks in the game can be used during actual gameplay. There's nothing sweeter than running downfield to the tune of "America! Fuck Yeah!" or a Flogging Molly song. Nothing. Halo 2, though, is simply the best game this year. Hands down. Even if I'm a tad slow going through it. Sry if I'm not the speed freaks Dan or Daryl are with it. What may take them 10-12 hours or so to get through may take me 20 to do. Which is fine for me, really.

Then I go to work these next two days (Wednesday and Thursday) and then I'm off again on Firday, Saturday and Sunday, which rocks a hell of a whole lot. Saturday I should be going to Ecru to watch some more HOTT DWA ACTION. Hopefully Ollie will be there again so we can raise the ire of Hollywood Jimmy and Death Wish again. That's always fun. And this time we have a new target!! We're coming for ya, Axeman!!

I'm in love with Shaun of the Dead. Seriously. I want to have this movie's DVDbabies it's so great. It's just so smart and funny and probably one of the best put together movies I've ever seen. Just every little bit of pot device and plot points and little quirks are so well made. Nothing is a throw away bit in this movie. If you see just the smallest detail, trust me, it will come back to you later on. I've probably watched it 4 times since I bought the DVD a few weeks ago. Love Love Love. My favorite movie of 2004. I even got Aaron and his bro to watch it and they loved it, too.

This:

Sunday is also the WWE New Years Revolution PPV. I sure hope Batista comes out of it the World Heavyweight Champion. That'd rule. Dave's awesome, yo. It'll be a great time had by all, since Aaron's coming over to watch it and that's always funtimes.

Hmm, I haven't talked to my pal Angela in almost a month. She's been off for the holidays and been gone for a good while. I emailed her a week or so ago wishing her a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and she replied to that, which was cool. She's probably reading this right now and I just embarrassed the hell out of her. Ahh, it's what I do best. SHOUT OUT TO YOU, GIRLIE! =) Oddly enough though, I do really miss our crazy-ass conversations. Hurry back plz, Councelor.

And that's about it, really. I'm done rambling. Meanwhile Dream Theater STILL PLAYS. Love love love this band.

(This oughta hold the little S.O.B's)

(Oh shi-)

Auld Lang Syne (or something)

2004-12-31T22:25:00.000-08:00

Well, it's the New Year. 2005. Wow.

I can safely say that 2004 was an odd year. It had it's ups and downs. We started off with a ticking time bomb that eventually exploded to (in my opinion, and only my opinion) hilarious and sometimes sad results.

I lost my crap ass job, which was good.

Gained my unemployment, which was even better. Nothing beats free money for sitting on your ass.

Got a new job, which is 10000x better than the old job, mainly because of the people and the $$$$.

(Admittedly) Fell in love with the wrong person, who I actually saw today after about a 2 month absence, it was nice. I can honestly say I missed her, even after all the shit I've said about her in the past.

I've become a somewhat "cult" favorite in the Mississippi Indy Wrestling Scene and made quite a few friends/enemies in the process.

And now I post an incomprehensible blog post at the beginning of the new year.

That's 2004 in a nutshell. It's been good, it's been bad. I've had worse years, that's for sure. Well, here's to 2005!

Snowman: R.I.P.

2004-12-29T21:11:00.000-08:00

One of my cats, Snowman, was tragically killed this morning. Now Snowman was a very, very hyper cat. I mean very. He had a habit of jumping into my windows and just causing havoc. Havoc like knocking over my DVD Rack that is right next to one of my windows.

He's done it several times before, so when I was awoken at about 5:30 this morning by a loud noise, I knew exactly what it was. But, something this time wasn't quite the same. The crash was a bit louder and meowing was coming from the bottom of the rubble. This brought my mom running into the room, as it woke her up too. I told her that it sounded like Snowman was trapped under there, so I lifted up the rack and I saw him just lying there, rolled up into a ball. He was sadly meowing and not moving at all, then mom said something that kinda sent chills down my spine. "I think he may have broken his neck."

Wow, that hit me harder than I expected, because frankly, I didn't really like Snowman that much. He was an odd cat and didn't show anyone any affection. Except my mom, of course, so he wasn't really that much of a favorite of mine. But sure enough, it seemed like the DVD rack itself, or a DVD or something fell on him and broke his neck.

So we stood there for a minute or so, not knowing what to do. He let out two loud, painful yelps and then he passed. We stood there and watched that cat die, but really there was nothing we could have done. So after a few minutes of deciding what to do, I eventually picked him up, which also kinda hit me hard, and we put him in a box to be dealt with later on.

The saddest part of this whole ordeal for me was watching my other cat, Neo sniffing around where Snowman last lied and just trying to search for him, wondering where he went. One of the saddest things I've ever seen.

Rest in peace, you weird, wild cat.

Oh shit, what?

2004-12-28T16:42:00.000-08:00

Alright, got the official final pic from Joey now, and it's shrunk down on the sidebar. Rules. Thanks again, man. And everyone go visit LegendaryFrog.com!!

Kerrigan Sure Loves Them Muffins!

2004-12-27T23:34:00.000-08:00

Well, I hope you all had a joyous Holiday Season. I sure did. Mmmmm, new 20" flatscreen Tee Veeee. The Ultimate Matrix Collection. Mmmmmmm, delicious.

Oh hey, there's something different about the sidebar. What's that now, you say? A picture? Wow, who could that be? Why it's none other than yours truly drawn by Joseph Blanchette of Legendary Frog.com fame. You should all check out LF. Now. Stop reading my shit post and go there right now. You won't regret it. So all thanks go out to Joey for this wonderful drawing.

And if you're still seeing the white background version, don't worry, I'm working on getting that fixed. Y'know, it's times like this when I kick myself for having shitty Photoshop skills.

Funny Title Goes Here

2004-12-21T21:52:00.000-08:00

Blarg.

I worked 11 and a half hours today.

One might say I'm tired right now.

You would be correct.

That is all.

MP3 Blogging, huh? I'm such a trendwhore.

2004-12-19T23:40:00.000-08:00

I now present to you The Best Song of the Year, hands down.

William Shatner and Henry Rollins - I Can't Get Behind That

BILL: Let's go. Ready? From the top...
BILL: My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising. I can't get behind that kind of time!
ROLLINS: Eat quickly. Drive faster. Make more money now! I can't get behind that.
BILL: My kids say: He said to me, and I'm like... and he's like... and she's like...
ROLLINS: It's all... He's all... She's all...
BILL: I can't get behind that kind of like, English!
BILL: That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery.
ROLLINS: The rising oceans, the warming temperatures!
BILL: The dying polar bears--no, tigers--in fifty years!
ROLLINS: Rising poison in the air and water!
BILL: I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up...
ROLLINS: ...but takes months to go down long after oil falls!
BILL: I can't get behind any of that!
BILL: I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and dangerous if you don't believe in them!
ROLLINS: Why can't all these Gods just get along? I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem?
BILL: What's the problem?
BILL: What about the men who say 'Do as I do. Believe in what I say, for your own good, or I'll kill you!' I can't get behind that!
ROLLINS: I can't get behind that! Everybody knows everything about all of us!
BILL: That's too much knowledge!
BOTH: I can't get behind that!
BILL: Yeah! And what about student drivers using my streets to learn? If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio! Go to a parking lot, for God's sake! Why are you jeopardizing my life? I can't get behind a student driver!
ROLLINS: I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver! If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road!
ROLLINS: Lifetime guarantee?
BILL: Who's lifetime? Not mine! I haven't that much time left. Let's make it yours. Everybody's got a longer life than me!
BILL: The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?
ROLLINS: Car alarms.
BILL: Clap off.
ROLLINS: Clap on.
BILL: Spam.
ROLLINS: Size matters.
BILL: No, it doesn't!
ROLLINS: Yes, it does!
BILL: No, it doesn't.
ROLLINS: Yes, it does!
BILL: No, it doesn't!
ROLLINS: Yes, it does!
BILL: No, it doesn't! No, it doesn't!
ROLLINS: Yes, it does! Yes, it does!
BILL: My phone rings!
ROLLINS: Make millions in minutes!
BILL: It's a computer!
ROLLINS: Lose inches in hours!
BILL: Leave me the Hell alone!
ROLLINS: Eat more! Spend less!
BILL: The Colonel is breakdancing! Give me a break!
ROLLINS: Credit terms raised!
BILL: I can't get behind any of that!
BILL: I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune, get paid for talking, how easy is that? Well, maybe I could get behind that!
ROLLINS: Well, I can't! If you have to fix it with a computer: quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected, then you can't do it, and I can't get behind that!
BILL: I--can't--get behind--a fat ass!
ROLLINS: Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more?
BILL: Always can do one more.
ROLLINS: Let's hit it!

I give it 5 LOLS out of 5.

I'm famous maw!

2004-12-14T18:44:00.000-08:00

Well, let's deal this hand and see if Ken won or not...

Ah HA! Verdict: He did not! The pic's not actually that bad.

Story Behind the Pic: 'Ole Marcus O'Neil there (in the Kings Jersey) was a reluctant tag team partner of Mark Justice. They had to face the team of Psycho and Wraith, The Asylum. Marcus obviously did no want to get into the ring, so he took a seat and started yelling that he was "just a fan!" To which I yelled out "Yeah, he's just a fan! See his toy over there he brought!" I point to the table of toys. Hilarity ensues.

BTW, thanks to Michael for the pic. The original sized pic is Here. I had to edit it down for public consumption.

I still love the fat guy in the Death Wish t-shirt that looks like he's asleep.

"Yeah, that's me! That's me!"

2004-12-11T23:20:00.000-08:00

Well, I just got back from the DWA show in the glorious town of Ecru, MS. Yeah, I still don't know where that is and I just came from there. Place be tiny, yo.

The card was... less than spectacular, to be honest. Pointless heel turns! Clusterfuck finishes! Hollywood Jimmy and Death Wish Dwight Bradford yelling at me because I'm me! Being "Demp" has it's ups and downs, I guess. My Internet Legend is growing in stature.

Did I mention pointless heel turns? Two in one night. They both have something else in common besides being heel turns. They both went over like lead ballons. The crowd was so silent, you could hear a pin drop. If Jim Ross was there I'm sure he'd have said something to the effect of "Listen to this crowd, King! They're in shock!" No we're not. Trust me.

The first heel turn of the night was Nurse J turning on The Asylum, which wasn't that bad of a turn, really. I didn't see it coming. The second on the other hand... well, the least said about that main event, the better. I'm sure, somewhere buried down deep in that clusterfuck of a match, there was some really good wrestling there, but the finish killed it d-e-a-d. Sorry Axeman. Better luck next time. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

That's not to say there wasn't any good there, though. The best match of the night was probably Chris Rocker vs. Jeremy Blaze and (of course I'm gonna be called an ass kiss for this) The Outlaw J.D. McKay/Brian So Fine vs. Mr. Bojangles and Crazy Carter, not a technical classic by any stretch of the imagination, but a really fun match.

I still had a ton o' fun, though. When do I not ever have fun at a wrestling show? The wrestling can be a complete crock of shit, and I'll still find a way to have fun. I blame tonight's fun on Ollie, though. Crazy bastard, you and your signs. I should have known what I was getting in to. =) OLLIE 4 - HOLLYWOOD JIMMY 0!

The Internets are Serious Business

2004-12-07T11:06:00.000-08:00

You never know where you're gonna end up on this crazy, mixed up interweb of ours. Case in point, I was doing some random Google Image Searches when I came upon this:

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Lifestyle/33751/ (EDIT: There's a couple NSFW pics there, sry bout that.)

And who's that handsome devil in the very first post of the thread? Why it's yours truly.

It's a Small Internets after all.

Super Magic Happy Intergalactic Funtime Impromptu Time!!

2004-12-06T21:58:00.000-08:00

You wanna see how insane my friends and I are? I present to you Evidence #1. Yes, this is real and no, this was not planned. It's also long, so grab a sammich.

(23:04:20) Angel2002310: I'd like a large order of snow, please.
(23:04:29) Angel2002310: Do you do delivery?
(23:04:49) El Hijo del Demp: If I did, we'd have some right now instead of this pound of rain
(23:05:07) Angel2002310: Sigh.
(23:05:15) Angel2002310: I want snow.
(23:05:19) Angel2002310: I don't want to go to class tomorrow.
(23:05:20) Angel2002310: I don't want to take the Fluids test.
(23:05:21) Angel2002310: I don't want to die.
(23:05:24) Angel2002310: I'm too young to die.
(23:05:32) Angel2002310: Make it go away, please, just make it go away.
(23:05:34) Angel2002310: :-/
(23:06:00) El Hijo del Demp: *does*
(23:06:07) El Hijo del Demp: *via the magic of...*
(23:06:08) Angel2002310: It's gone?

(23:06:12) El Hijo del Demp: *PERSUASION!!!!!*
(23:06:13) Angel2002310: I don't have to take Fluids anymore?
(23:06:17) Angel2002310: I don't have to take the test?
(23:06:20) Angel2002310: Oh.
(23:06:21) Angel2002310: Sigh.
(23:06:25) Angel2002310: That won't work.
(23:06:29) El Hijo del Demp: :(
(23:06:31) Angel2002310: I want my money back.
(23:07:08) El Hijo del Demp: ahahaha, sucker! *bolts with money*
(23:07:28) Angel2002310: No.
(23:07:34) Angel2002310: Bolts and scews.
(23:07:48) Angel2002310: Bolts go with screws.
(23:08:04) Angel2002310: You obviously weren't very good at that part of the standardized tests, were you?
(23:08:06) Angel2002310: :-P
(23:08:21) El Hijo del Demp: Maybe in your crazy mixed up world...
23:08
(23:09:05) Angel2002310: My crazy mixed up world?
(23:09:11) Angel2002310: My crazy mixed up world?
(23:09:31) El Hijo del Demp: UP IS DOWN! BLACK IS WHITE! BOLTS GO WITH MONIES!
(23:09:31) Angel2002310: No, sir. In my crazy mixed up world, we actually earn the term "crazy mixed up".
(23:10:15) Angel2002310: The rain in Spain falls upward in days ending with "q".
(23:10:21) Angel2002310: Which is about five days a week.
(23:10:25) Angel2002310: Out of twelve.
(23:10:47) El Hijo del Demp: oooh, that *is* crazy
(23:11:31) Angel2002310: We have a nine day weekend usually, although for national holidays it's a twenty eight day weekend, meaning you return from vacation to five minutes after you left -- there's a temporal disturbance, we haven't gotten around to fixing it yet.
(23:11:49) Angel2002310: The sky is stretchy and green
(23:12:21) Angel2002310: And during the month of Lirpa purple flowers grow.
(23:12:31) Angel2002310: In the stretch green sky, of course.
(23:12:39) Angel2002310: All water is purple, due to national vote.
(23:12:47) El Hijo del Demp: What about the month of Quintemberary?
(23:12:50) Angel2002310: And the law of gravity is repealed every three years.
(23:13:04) Angel2002310: We don't have a month of Quintemberary.
(23:13:07) El Hijo del Demp: !!
(23:13:19) Angel2002310: You must be referring to our neighbors, the Typoraxyls.
(23:13:25) El Hijo del Demp: Ohhhh
(23:13:39) Angel2002310: Inferior intellects, all of them. They insist that all words must start with the letter "Q".
(23:13:39) El Hijo del Demp: I get you confused with them and the Gorgarachs
23:13
(23:13:51) Angel2002310: It makes it really difficult to communicate with them.
(23:15:25) Angel2002310: Qubecause quuyou Quahveta Quadda "Q" Quebefore Queverything Quorthey Quon'tun Quederstand.
(23:15:37) Angel2002310: You can imagine the language barrier problem.
(23:16:05) Angel2002310: The funny thing is, they refuse to even say their own species name.
(23:16:10) El Hijo del Demp: Oh wow, that just broke my brain
(23:16:19) Angel2002310: See what I mean?
(23:16:25) Angel2002310: Totally unacceptable.
(23:16:56) Angel2002310: So generally we just deal with the Bolthans and the Wizelsnips and leave the Typoraxyls alone.
(23:17:22) El Hijo del Demp: Oh I hear those Bolthans are a nice race.
(23:17:35) El Hijo del Demp: Kinda snooty at times, though
(23:17:41) Angel2002310: Just don't insult them, and they're really easy to get along with.
(23:17:47) Angel2002310: But if you insult them, watch out!
(23:17:57) Angel2002310: So never offer them fruit.
(23:18:21) Angel2002310: They believe that fruit is the reincarnated souls of their ancestors, and refuse to eat it despite all the health advice that fruit is really good for them.
(23:18:31) Angel2002310: And don't let them catch you eating any fruit.
23:18
(23:18:46) Angel2002310: Or you'll go join the ancestors in the fruitbowl.
(23:18:53) El Hijo del Demp: Oh no... that could be a problem
(23:19:03) Angel2002310: Yes, it could.
(23:19:05) El Hijo del Demp: I had a Gnartberry the other day
(23:19:17) Angel2002310: It would make it extremely difficult to finish the business transaction.
(23:19:39) Angel2002310: That is why we have a special fruit-free space station for the Bolthans.
(23:19:46) Angel2002310: How was the Gnartberry?
(23:19:51) Angel2002310: I always found them a little sour.
(23:19:54) Angel2002310: But then that's just me.
(23:19:59) El Hijo del Demp: it was a bit gamey, but they were ok
(23:20:13) Angel2002310: Well, that's good.
(23:20:20) El Hijo del Demp: I've had worse
(23:20:39) El Hijo del Demp: Just never try the Jojeufruit
(23:20:44) Angel2002310: My favorite fruit is the rare Styzzlefruit.
(23:20:55) Angel2002310: It's a little on the pricey side, when you find it.
(23:20:59) El Hijo del Demp: Man, that'll knock you on your butt reall good like
(23:21:15) Angel2002310: It only blooms on Typoraxyl, so they're rarely imported.
(23:21:40) Angel2002310: Usually we end up getting the Questyzzlequefruit from them instead -- all those "q" things make it so difficult.
(23:21:54) Angel2002310: Oh, I had a friend who tried the Jojeufruit.
(23:21:59) Angel2002310: He didn't know what it was.
(23:22:13) El Hijo del Demp: Oooh, I bet he was sore the next day
(23:22:15) Angel2002310: He didn't have the real fruit, see, they made it into wine.
(23:22:50) Angel2002310: Not only did he get dangerously drunk after one glass, he passed out after five. He was unconscious for a week. I have no idea why he kept drinking the stuff.
23:23
(23:24:45) El Hijo del Demp: Well, it is addictive
(23:25:07) El Hijo del Demp: I once drank a whole bottle and ended up back in 198.
(23:25:10) El Hijo del Demp: Powerful stuff
(23:25:15) El Hijo del Demp: *1987
(23:25:42) Angel2002310: There's that temporal disturbance again.
(23:25:47) Angel2002310: We've been meaning to get it fixed.
(23:26:07) Angel2002310: Unfortunate thing is whenever we send the workmen out to fix it, they usually disappear.
(23:26:09) Angel2002310: Usually.
(23:26:19) Angel2002310: There were a few cases where they died of old age after five minutes.
(23:26:24) Angel2002310: Most unfortunate.
(23:26:28) El Hijo del Demp: Yeah, I swore off that stuff ever since I ended up in the middle of 1981...
(23:26:37) El Hijo del Demp: where my parents were conceiving me
(23:26:48) El Hijo del Demp: So I never touched the stuff again
(23:26:51) Angel2002310: You broke the First Law of Time!
(23:26:57) Angel2002310: You were in two places at the same time!
(23:27:10) Angel2002310: You are lucky I am in a good mood today.
(23:27:19) Angel2002310: The punishment for breaking the Laws of Time is death.
(23:27:28) Angel2002310: So we will overlook this little mistake, hmm?
(23:28:02) Angel2002310: Otherwise the courts will go badly for you.
(23:28:17) Angel2002310: You know what they always say, "Innocence is not an option."
(23:28:34) El Hijo del Demp: Yes ma'am
(23:28:36) Angel2002310: It doesn't pay to get caught up in the legal system around here.
23:28
(23:29:09) Angel2002310: We've lost so many Presidents due to the strict court system.
(23:29:18) Angel2002310: Good thing I've never been the President.
(23:29:27) Angel2002310: I have found my own methods. Bwah ha ha ha.
(23:30:14) Angel2002310: Hey, I've been meaning to ask - what is your opinion of the Hozwitchl and Fraylen Negotiations?
(23:30:18) El Hijo del Demp: (we're clinically insane, you know this, right?)
(23:30:23) Angel2002310: Do you think they'll ever come to an agreement?
(23:30:30) Angel2002310: (Oh, undoubtably so.)
(23:30:57) El Hijo del Demp: I sympathise with the Hozwitchi, I really do
(23:31:17) El Hijo del Demp: So what the Fraylen are doing to them is completely out of line
(23:32:05) Angel2002310: They are out of line, it is a gross overreaction on their part.
(23:32:09) Angel2002310: They do have a point, though.
(23:32:31) Angel2002310: The Hozwitchi are the ones who started the whole mess, even if it was an accident.
(23:32:42) El Hijo del Demp: And it was just that, an accident
(23:32:45) Angel2002310: The sign did specifically say "Do not touch. Wet paint."
(23:33:18) Angel2002310: Curiosity is an admiral quality, but too much curiosity and a lack of common sense put together are a deadly combination sometimes.
23:33
(23:33:44) El Hijo del Demp: From what I hear, the Hozwitchi were set up
(23:33:54) El Hijo del Demp: Set up by the Kremloids
(23:33:55) Angel2002310: Oh?
(23:34:14) Angel2002310: I would be interested in knowing about this, since I am on the Council for the Negotiations.
(23:34:29) El Hijo del Demp: Oh then let me regail you with all the details.
(23:34:37) Angel2002310: It pays to have all the facts before making a decision. It is easier to be fair to all that way.
(23:34:43) Angel2002310: Thank you. I would be most appreciative.
(23:36:34) El Hijo del Demp: See, what I had heard is that Blohe of the Hozwitchi was just walking down the road when a Kremloid "lady of ill repute" was walking by and tempted Blohe wth all her female goodies. And, like any Hozwitchi male, who is he to pass up such a glance
(23:37:03) El Hijo del Demp: and when he took a peek, other members of the Kremloid stormed up behind him and pushed him into the wet pait
(23:37:15) El Hijo del Demp: and then they tossed him into the wet paint, too
(23:37:22) El Hijo del Demp: And then vanished
(23:37:26) El Hijo del Demp: without a trace
(23:37:59) Angel2002310: But then why did he go and shake hands with the Fraylen Ambassador?
(23:38:08) Angel2002310: Without washing his hands?
(23:38:12) El Hijo del Demp: Even left a little note that said "Me screw up paint lol i am Hozwitchi not Kremlpoid please believe it kthx"
(23:38:34) El Hijo del Demp: A total setup!
(23:38:35) Angel2002310: Everyone knows that Fraylens cannot survive long in the presence of wet paint.
23:38
(23:39:37) Angel2002310: And poor Ambassador Hyn'lag.
(23:40:04) Angel2002310: I agree, the Fraylen reaction of complete and total war is a little too strong, even in the face of the present facts.
(23:40:14) Angel2002310: But still, they were justified in their original demands.
(23:40:23) El Hijo del Demp: Wait a minute
(23:40:38) El Hijo del Demp: You're gonna agree that they deserve free parfait??
(23:40:53) El Hijo del Demp: Now THAT'S REDICULOUS
(23:41:08) Angel2002310: I am not agreeing with anything or anyone, my friend.
(23:41:12) Angel2002310: Except for the facts.
(23:42:49) Angel2002310: Decisions cannot be made without all of the facts, and with the facts I have presently it would appear that the Fraylens, in light of what happened to poor Ambassador Hyn'lag, and Blohe of the Hozwitchi's reaction, it would seem that the Fraylens were justified in their original demands.
23:43
(23:44:07) Angel2002310: I do not agree with their demands for free citizenship to the Hozwitchi homeworld. Neither do I agree with their (granted, kindly phrased) request for the secret recipe for snorthyxlberry ice cream.
(23:44:20) Angel2002310: But their original demands do seem reasonable.
(23:45:14) Angel2002310: This is where you come in.
(23:45:19) Angel2002310: I need your help.
(23:45:33) El Hijo del Demp: Sure
(23:45:41) Angel2002310: There have been several rumors that the Fraylens were behind the whole ordeal.
(23:45:53) El Hijo del Demp: I've heard that, yes
(23:46:19) Angel2002310: These state that the Ambassador isn't really dead, that they spirited him away in their medical cruiser, and the body lying in state in the Fraylen capital is not his body at all.
(23:46:44) Angel2002310: These rumors claim that the Fraylens have much to claim from war with the Hozwitchi.
(23:47:11) Angel2002310: As a member of the Council I realize that it is of utter importance that the right decision be made.
(23:47:33) Angel2002310: Thus I am asking you if you would quietly investigate these claims.
(23:48:25) Angel2002310: I can give you an aide to assist you (not one of my own, this is a delicate situation and must be handled with utmost care) in your search for facts.
23:48
(23:48:46) El Hijo del Demp: That would be of great assistance
(23:48:54) Angel2002310: I have spoken with my superiors and they have agreed to pay your expenses, plus a small amount on the side for your own personal use.
(23:49:13) El Hijo del Demp: Oh wow, they didn't have to do that. Thank them for me, will you?
(23:49:17) Angel2002310: Please be advised that if any discovery is made about your mission, I will deny ever telling you this.
(23:49:28) El Hijo del Demp: Agreed
(23:49:30) Angel2002310: Don't thank you.
(23:49:39) Angel2002310: Believe me, you'll need it.
(23:49:45) Angel2002310: If this rumor is true there are many who will not want it coming to light.
(23:50:01) Angel2002310: Your aide will also serve as a bodyguard.
(23:50:29) El Hijo del Demp: I shall dig and dig till I can't dig no' mo'
(23:50:39) Angel2002310: In addition, the Typoraxyls have signed an agreement granting you full Diplomatic immunity from their Ambassadorial delegation.
(23:50:41) El Hijo del Demp: I must find out the truth
(23:50:51) Angel2002310: Sometimes their little... language handicap... can be a good thing.
(23:50:59) Angel2002310: Be advised, it will not be easy.
(23:51:09) Angel2002310: We appreciate your disgression in this matter.
(23:51:12) Angel2002310: I thank you.
(23:51:26) El Hijo del Demp: But...
(23:51:42) Angel2002310: Yes...?
(23:51:42) El Hijo del Demp: If I don't make it out alive..
(23:51:59) El Hijo del Demp: tell my wife I love her. And make sure my 56 kids are taken care of
(23:52:07) Angel2002310: Do not worry.
(23:52:08) El Hijo del Demp: This is my only demand
(23:52:24) Angel2002310: You can trust the Holdennian High Council.
(23:52:37) Angel2002310: We shall make sure to keep your affairs in order.
(23:52:42) El Hijo del Demp: This is not about the money. This is about the persuit of the truth. And that is the greatest persuit of them all.
(23:53:06) Angel2002310: In fact, in the event of your sudden demise, the Council has voted to accept full financial responsibility for your family.
(23:53:13) Angel2002310: They will be taken care of.
(23:53:18) El Hijo del Demp: The truth is out there, and I will find it. No matter what obstacles I must overcome, I will not rest until the truth has been found out
(23:53:28) Angel2002310: I thank you.
(23:53:31) Angel2002310: One last thing.
23:53
(23:55:09) Angel2002310: Should you require discreet assistance. Discreet! We are giving you an honorary title in the Holdennian Military. They will know you as Firestarter Seven. Remember that. Major Firestarter Seven, Military Special Ops. Use this title only when necessary.
(23:55:33) Angel2002310: Understood?
(23:55:40) El Hijo del Demp: Affermative.
(23:55:47) Angel2002310: I thank you.
(23:55:54) Angel2002310: And Major?
(23:55:56) Angel2002310: Best of luck.
(23:56:06) Angel2002310: Our hopes for truth go with you.
(23:56:11) El Hijo del Demp: Thank you, Councelor
(23:56:18) El Hijo del Demp: I shall not disappoint.
(23:56:19) Angel2002310: You are most welcome.
(23:56:30) Angel2002310: Go now! And may fortune smile upon you.
(23:56:37) El Hijo del Demp: FOR TRUTH!
(23:56:53) Angel2002310: For Truth.

Oh Glorious Day

2004-12-02T14:26:00.000-08:00

Today's been gravy for several reasons.

1) I found out that my Autographed Kevin Smith Mallrats Silent Bob Inaction figure has shipped. Weeee.

2) I'm off from the jorb.

3) Today, being a Thursday, was PayDay.

4) And last but not least, because it was PayDay, I saw on my check that...

I GOT ANOTHER RAISE~~~

Hells yah. And it was a pretty big 75 cent raise, too. That makes 3 raises in 4 months. Not to shabby, eh? I guess taking that ICS job was well worth it. I get an automatic 40 hrs a week, plus a raise. Fucking Schweet.

I watched the Original Japanese version of The Grudge today. JU-ON, it's called and I was preparing myself thusly. You all remember what I had to say about The Grudge. I had an extra change of underwear at my side.

Honestly, I didn't think it was that scary as the American Remake. I think it's the same thing that happened when I saw Ring (I will not call it "Ringu" as that's one dumb fucking title. It's "Ring" get it right) after watching The Ring first. I just thought "Ring" was kinda boring and not that scary. Now, I'm not saying Ju-On wasn't good. Au Contraire. It was great. It was definately a better movie than The Grudge. It was just all around creepier and not all "BOO AHH GOTCHA!" scary like The Grudge. Kayako ("The Grudge," per se) seemed much more human and not at all like the No Remorseful killing machine that she's portrayed as in The Grudge. The horror was so much more subtle in Ju-On as well. It wasn't beating you in the head with music cues and Americanized Horror Film Imagery. I was actually really enjoying what I was watching and not dreading the next scene. All in all, it definately a much better movie. Immediately fter it was over, I watched it again with commentary by Sam Raimi and his writing partner Scott Speigel. Raimi, despite his annoying nasal voice, and Speigel put on a damn entertaining commentary.

It may be an atmosphere thing with these movies, too. I saw The Grudge in a packed theater with tons of people screaming their asses off and then I saw Ju-On in my room, in the middle of the afternoon. Perhaps I would have had the same reaction to Ju-On had I saw it in the theatres. I guess we'll find out for sure when I watch The Grudge again in February when it comes out on DVD.

I still hate that damn kid, though.

"All Work and No Play...

2004-11-29T21:28:00.000-08:00

...makes Homer a something something. "

"Go crazy?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!"

Ugh, so dead. I've been working non stop lately. Today was #8 in a row and tomorrow will be #9, so that's why there's not much Blogosity as of late. But never fear, true believers, I have Wednesday and Thursday off so maybe I'll put something in this here Blog Machine.

This Monster Lives

2004-11-24T23:00:00.000-08:00

Once again, since I have nothing of note to talk about, it's time for another installment of "I Steal From Ken"

Starting time: 12:11 am.
Full Name: Christopher Samuel Dempsey
Sex: Male.
Birthday: 02-26-82.

Name four animals you like:
01) Dogs
02) Cats
03) Turtles
04) Bunny Wabbits

Name four television shows you love: (if this is all time, then these are my answers)
01) Mystery Science Theater 3000
02) Seinfeld
03) The A-Team
04) The Simpsons

Name four bands/groups you like that most people don't know you like: (hmmm, toughie)
01) The Polyphonic Spree
02) Dream Theater (not really a suprise, actually, but y'know)
03) Rilo Kiley
04) Hmm, I really don't have any other "Guilty Pleasure-esque" bands I like

Name four drinks you regularly drink:
01) Pepsi
02) Gatorade (any flavor)
03) Water
04) Mountain Dew

Name four random facts about yourself:
01) The majority of my wardrobe is t-shirts
02) I bought the Lord of the Rings trilogy book sometime last year and I have yet to read page one
03)I have too many DVDs
04) I was born in Pine Bluff, Arkansas

Name four random facts about your family:
01) We're
02) All
03) Fucking
04) Insane

Have you ever...
01) fallen for your best friend? Best friend, no, cause that'd be weird. Really good friend, yes.
02) made out with just a friend? No
03) been rejected? Who hasn't?
04) been in lust? Yes
05) used someone? Ehhhhh....
06) ever been used? Yes
07) cheated? No
08) been cheated on? No
09) done something you regret? Yes
10) can you list a few of them? Not taking a goodbye hug from one of my best friends in Jr. High before she moved away.

The last person you...
01) you touched? My sister
02) you talked to? My mom
03) you kissed? *Pleads the 5th*
04) you instant messaged? Brendan
05) you yelled at? My Brother
06) you laughed with? Doug
07) you had a crush on? See answer of #3
08) you played a game with? WWE Smackdown vs Raw with Aaron
09) you emailed? Axeman

Do you...
01) color your hair? No. Always wanted to dye it, like, blood red, though.
02) have tattoos? No
03) have piercings? No
04) wear boxers or briefs/panties or thongs? Boxers
05) like to groove to the music? I gotta gotta get up to get down.
06) think you are cultured? As compared to other people in this town, yes yes yes.
07) have a boyfriend or girlfriend? No
08) like to drive fast? Sometimes
09) believe in god or devil? I believe in Joe Pesci.
10) believe in the closet monster? After seeing The Grudge, I don't talk about monsters in closets.

Random.
01) What should you be doing right now? Sleeping
02) what are you listening to? Staind - Mudshovel
03) can you do anything freakish with your body? I crack my neck several times a day
04) chicken or fish? Chicken
05) favorite season? Winter
06) is ice cream the greatest thing?
07) what would your dream date be?
08) single flower or a dozen? Somehwere in between
09) silver, gold or platinum? Platinum, bling bling!
10) candle lit dinner in a restaurant or at home? Restaurant
11) roses or wild flowers? Wildflowers, and not the Tom Petty album, either.
12) silly or serious romance? Silly
13) marvin gaye or barry white? Isaac Hayes
14) do you consider yourself a romantic? Sure
15) watched a sunrise/sunset? Sunset
16) what cd is in your cd player right now? A mix CD of me favorite Linkin Park songs
17) favorite disney character? Goofy
18) favorite fast food? McDonalds Chicken McNuggets (stfu)
19) favorite book? I've read books before, this is a fact. But I don't think I have a favorite, so I'll say that I am currently reading Metallica: This Monster Lives - An Inside Look at the Making of the film Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
20) favorite sports team? THE MIAMI FOOTBALL DOLPHINS
21) favorite song? Metallica - Battery
22) what room is your computer in? My room
23) what is your shoe size? 11
24) happy or scary movies? How about "Good" movies.
25) what will you be when you grow up? A Toys-R-Us Kid

Time finished: 1:00 am, yes I'm nit picky as well, plus I was doing other things. (not jerkin' it)

NU HOTTNESS

2004-11-21T17:23:00.000-08:00

Omg could it be? Doth mine eyes decieveth me?

Why yes, that is a new banner for the blog. Oh my. Revel in it's awesomeness.

There might be some more graphical changes soon, if I can ever get off my lazy butt and do them.

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2004-11-20T18:32:00.000-08:00

Couple of quick thingies today:

1) http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/Demp/

Now you, YES YOU, can track my listening habits! Marvel at all the Metallica! Watch as my growing Indy Fag playlist grows in number! See how many times I actually listen to the remix of Some Kind of Monster IN ONE DAY! Very exciting.

2) http://www.pepsispice.com and the sister blog http://pepsispice.blogspot.com/

This guy Brian is going until Christmas, 45 days (from when he started on the 16th) drinking nothing but new holiday Pepsi Spice all to win a $1000 bet. Is this the Real Deal or just some schlub trying to capitalize on the success of "Super Size Me?" Well, I for one find it reeeeeally hard to believe that a guy can contract alllll he has acquired (symptoms include several bloody noses, a tongue zit, swollen tongue and lips, red urine, rashes on his neck, horrible diarrhea, and much much more!) in just four days. As a matter of fact, he started with the diarrhea and nose bleeds after his FIRST SIX CANS on ther first day. He also claims to have gained 13 pounds in a matter of days. So quite frankly, either this guy was seriously fucked up to begin with or his body has a got a SERIOUS problem with the soda. But if really is legit, he's never gonna make it till Christmas.

Maybe I should do something like this. I could go 30 days drinking nothing but milk or something. I'm gonna throw down the "Dairy Gauntlet" so to speak. What do you think?

Oh happy day!

2004-11-19T21:16:00.000-08:00

Remember how I said a few days ago that

But, I've been politicing around and I'm working on something that I can't really talk about at the moment, but if it works out, it'll rule.

Well today was the day that I found out that it paid off, as I was given an ICS job and I took it. ICS of course stands for Inventory Control... uh, Something. Not sure if there's a raise involved at the moment, but it will be more hours and a steady time schedule.

And Doug, if you read this before I get a chance to see you face to face, it's nothing personal. Just business. =) Seriously, though, it had nothing to do with the Dairy Position. It's just a chance to move up in the company. You understand.

Anyhoo, I start the new schedule in two weeks or so, so I still got some Dairy time under my belt to go. And hey, it's a guaranteed 40 hours a week, so that's good.

OH HELL YA! -D.

The Adventures of Spitz and McGee!

2004-11-16T21:52:00.000-08:00

Episode One: "When There's Smoke..."

It was a quiet morning like any other morning in the tiny village of Wilkshire. Well, quiet until the duo of Spitz and McGee awoke at the crack of noon to begin their day.

"McGee... this is gonna be a great day." said Spitz, chewing some leftover gum he had the night before.

McGee, ever so British, replied "Oh why praytell do you say that? And do I really want to know?"

McGee knew Spitz had a plan on his mind, which as their 4 year friendship has proven, is never a good thing. In the 4 years and hundreds of plans gone by, only one has ever gone right. And that's the one that got this duo to become best (begrudgingly) friends oh so many years ago. But that's a story for another time. And prequel.

Spitz spoke up. "Now McGee, when have my plans ever backfired?" McGee just glared at Spitz. "Oh come on, like the last time was my fault. If it wasn't for that bear, I would have had that gotten that gold. And don't even get me started on that damned tree."

"Alright, then, Spitz. What could you possibly have in mind this time?"

"I'm gonna steal the moon."

"Ex..excuse me?" McGee said with the most astonished look ever given to another human being.

"Yes, I'm gonna steal the moon."

"Well, you're clearly insane now, aren't you?"

"No, no! I have the perfect plan! It's flawless!" You can actually see the optimism in Spitz's eyes. Which is quite possibly the scariest thing imaginable.

"Ok, let's foolishly say for a second that you can actually steal the moon. What on earth do expect to do with it?

"Well, it's made of cheese, right?"

"Yes, well that's what some of the 'new age' theologians say, yes, but I'm not sure about that, personally."

"Yes, and you still think the world is flat" said Spitz sarcastically. McGee was about to say something, but you could see his thought process on his face saying "Oh forget it." Spitz continued. "Anyway, yeah, cheese. I can steal the moon and we could, get this now, SELL THE MOON FOR FOOD!! It's genius! We'll be rich! We could finally move out of your dumpy little hut."

"It's not a hut! It's still a work in progress."

"A 3 year work?" said Spitz. McGee frowned.

"But what about the moon and it's ability to light the night sky? What shall we do for light?" McGee said, still trying to comprehend what he was hearing.

"Well, I have that covered. We build a giant torch and put it in the moon's place!"

McGee has his hands in his face. "I can't believe I'm asking this, but how do we get it up there?"

"Easy. Giant ladder."

"You've clearly thought this out."

"Damn right I have. It's easy money!" Spitz smirked.

"So, exactly, how do plan on getting down the moon?"

"The same giant ladder." Spitz acted like this was the most idiotic question in the history of ever.

"Well, you seemingly have things in order. You go do that and I'll be back at the hut.. er, house when you get fail." McGee starts to leave when Spitz stops him.

"Oh no. You're coming with. I can't lift the moon by myself."

"I don't think so. I've been the butt of your bloody plans before, sunshine. Not this time." McGee starts to walk away again.

Spitz started to get sad. "But... but dude! We're a team! It's 'Spitz and McGee!' Not just Spitz! Come on, man! McGee! MCGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEawww fuck it. I'm hungry, let's get lunch."

I did not know ducks eat free at Subway

2004-11-13T21:52:00.000-08:00

And now...

Words of Wisdom from Mitch Hedberg:

-If you are flammable, and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

-I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance of Target should have people splattered all over it. And when you finally get into Target. Then when I finally get in, the guy at the door says "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."

-Look at the limes, how they float. That's good news, the next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'm gonna grab a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

-Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

-I didn't go to college, but if I did, I'd have taken all my tests at a resturant because the customer is always right.

- As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides, so if I'm up at the top of a slide, I gotta act like I got here accidentally. "How'd I get up here, goddammit? I guess I'm gonna have to slide down. Weeeeee!"

-I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal.

- I had a job interview at an insurance place once and she asked me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" "Celebrating the 5th anniversary of you asking me this question."

-They say the recipe to Sprite is lemon and lime, but I've tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

-I like refried beans, but I wanna try fried beans, cause maybe they taste just as good, and we're just wasting time.

-I order a club sandwich all the time, and I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it.

-I saw this wino eating grapes and I was like "Dude, you have to wait."

-I was in the store buying 8 apples and the clerk asked me "Do you want me to put them in a bag?" I say "Oh no man, I juggle, but I can only juggle eight. If I'm ever in here and I buy nine, fucking bag'em up!"

-I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but I said "Fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead."

-Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. Nothing but "Awww FUCK. I thought I looked like that rock!"

-If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house.

-I hope the next time I move, I get a an easy number. Something like 222-2222. My friends will go "Mitch, how do we get ahold of you." I will tell them "Just press Two for a while. When I answer, you will know you have pressed Two enough.

-I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

-I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

-I had a Mr. Pibb. Mr Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica because the dude didn't even get his degree.

-I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.

-This shirt is dry clean only. Which means this shirt is dirty.

-I saw on HBO an ad for a boxing match that said "A fight to the finish." That's a good place to end.

As soon as I open my mouth...

2004-11-11T20:05:00.000-08:00

Well, I heard today that the "promotion" door was gently shut today. I was told by my boss that he did the math and I'd "actually lose money by taking the recieving job" and that I'd have to take a pay cut. It'd be more hours, but for less pay. So yeah, he's right. But, I've been politicing around and I'm working on something that I can't really talk about at the moment, but if it works out, it'll rule.

Ok, so it's poem tahm. I never do this, but I thought I'd share this for once. It's by my pal Elizabeth Raventail and I stole it from one of her away messages. It's so deliciously dark and bleak. I love it. So yeah, POEM~
--------------------

The future lies for those who wait
It promises, but gives too late
Or you could say it lies in wait
It lures you in to meet your fate

The future takes what we hold dear
And scatters it both far and near
"There is no hope for you, my dear,"
It tells me as I'm standing here

I do not know where I went wrong
Perhaps I knew not all along
Perhaps I've always been this wrong
Destined to failure before long

The future leers at those who try
To fight the ones who make reply
To punish those who dare to try
We suffer here... and then we die
----------------------------------------

Word. It's so metal and she doesn't even know it. =)

Get her out of my head!!

2004-11-11T11:26:00.000-08:00

Two things today:

1) I had the strangest fucking dream last night. Quie possibly stranger than the "Talking to England on a Sardine Can" dream. I was watching TV and there was a Stand up Comedianne on TV. Nothing suprising there, as I love the Stand Up Comedys. What's strange is who the Comedianne was.

It was Katie Couric.

And the thing is, she was KILLING. She apparently, cause I wasn't really paying much attention to what she was saying, was getting so many laughs. Who knew, huh? That Matt Lauer's charisma must be infectious.

and 2) Another Castle. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw. Roundtable. GO READ IT.

**ADDED NUMBERED POINTS!**

3) Let the additional Screwing of EL Vowell commence. I got a letter in the mail yesterday from Triple V, Inc. (EL's Company) about my profit sharing that I acquired whilst I was working at Sunflower. $432 is what I earned. So I called them up today and talked to them about it. They say that they take 20% of it and a $30 penalty fee, so that leaves me with $321. Which is damn fine with me. But here's the tricky part. I'm gonna get a letter in the next couple days that I have to take to EL (oh shi) that he's gonna have to sign. Then he'll send it in and I GETS TEH MONIES. Alls I know is that he better not pull any shit in typical EL fashion. That'll be some ass whompins.

4) I' m in line for a promotion of sorts. I was asked if I wanted to go to the recieving department to help the 4pm-1am crew unload the trucks. I'd be getting a guaranteed 40 hours a week, plus another raise after 90 days, cause the Recieving Team gets paid more. I'm *this close* to taking it, because I need the money to MOVE. And for other things, of course. But moving is right up there. I should really get on that, y'know...

A Winner is Me

2004-11-07T23:20:00.000-08:00

WRESTLEMANIA: SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS! GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL! And TONIGHT is the 3 Stages of Hell for the UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP. Oh lookie here. It's a visit from our old Friend Mr. McMahon. Vinnie Mac sez: "This is the biggest night in Sports Entertainment. Anyone fucks this up, they're fired." Word.

THE CHAMP is backstage with Jonathan Coachman. Coach sez: "How ya feelin, champ?" I'm good, had a nice big lunch. I'm a tad gassy, but I'll live. Ooh, but then Big Bad Taker interrupts and we jawjack. Taker: "May the best man win." Me: "Don't worry. I will." OH OWNED, BITCH.

THE MAIN EVENT!

FIRST FALL - No DQ: Man, the first fall was a BITCH, cause no matter what I hit Taker with he'd keep popping back up. Belt shots, chairs, sledges, everything. I lose. =(

Taker 1-0 Demp =(

THE SECOND FALL - First Blood: I made short work of this one by just pounding on Taker's head with my dirty head puncheroonie move. Works wonders. ^_^

Taker 1-1 Demp =)

THE THIRD AND FINAL FALL - HELL IN A CELL: I stuck with what brung me, so I kept with the head punches. I wore down his head tremendously to the point where he could hardly stand without holding his head, then BAM SHINING WIZARD AND 1-2-3! THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND UNDISPUTED CHAMPION... MEEEEEEE!!!!!

It's a celebration! Confetti! Cheers! Tears!

"Cut the music!" WTF?

KURT ANGLE. You ass. "I don't care that this is WrestleMania! Hold on just a second!" HE WANTS ME TO JOIN SMACKDOWN. Fuuuuckk yooooooooooooooouuuu. But he offers me his hand... and I shake it? INTO A CLOTHESLINE BITCH! Beatdown!

MORE CHEERS... oh wait... do I have NO CHANCE? Yes, I do because here comes Vinnie Mac out again. VKM: "You may be the champ, but you're not the boss" You're right Vince, but guess what?

*Beatdown* You may be the boss, but guess what. You're also my bitch. Play my music! MORE FUNFETTI! CHEERS! ROLL THEM CREDITS!

*fade to black*

WrestlingMania!

2004-11-06T23:38:00.000-08:00

THE NEXT WEEK: We're only weeks away from wrestlemania folks and the Title Unification Main Event! We join Kane, Triple H, and the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Dempsey in the ring. Trips sez: "omg I shuld bee champ not this guy fuk him." And then Kane's all "no way d00d we're raw we shuld stik 2gethr" Enter Eric Bischoff: "Ok, you wanna fight, ok fight. You three in a Triple Threat Match right now." DEMP'S GOT THE STICK: "It's on, bitches. And don't you forget it."

The match: Oh my god, frustrating. NO ONE WOULD STAY DOWN. But luckily it was no-DQ, so chairs and sledgehammers and tables abound. Fortunately I lucked out as I hit Kane with a sledge to the head just as HHH was leaving the ring to get another weapon and I got the pinfall. Trips = dum

THEN AS I'M LEAVING: Eddie Guerrero and Rob Van Dam attack me! WTF! GB2Smackdown! But here comes Triple H to the rescue! OR SO I THINK! And he joins in the attacking fun. Fuck you, Triple H.

THE NEXT WEEK: Benwah and Kane ask me if I'm ok. Of course I'm ok. I'm a tough motherfucker. Kane pipes up with "man i kant beeleeve ur so stoopid to get ambushed last wek." Way to be a team player, Glen. Benwah sez: "There's Smackdown peeps here right now and they're looking for ya, eh? They're in the ring right now. I say that I should go out there and meet them. Kane and Benoit offer their help, but I say "no way, fucks." Hmm, maybe I'm not as smart as I think...

Taker, RVD, and Eddie Guerrero's in the ring and Taker's got the STICK. "haha Raw sucks." but then THE CHAMP IS HERE and he's got THE STICK: "Ima open up a can of whoop-ass on you suckas." Taker's all "o rly. Well, who's it gonna be?" Me: "HOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU."

...

I'm a fucking dumbass.

"... in a 6-man."

Whew. Benoit/Kane/Me vs. Taker/RVD/Eddie. Oh, oops. I got my team disqualified. My bad, y'all.

THE NEXT WEEK: Taker + Angle + Raw = WTF Oh man, Angle says he wants to make it a Hell in a Cell match. Oooh. Bisch is all "omg no way baldie" and Angle's all "whut u skeered?" and Bischoff is all "nw fukr, we want a 3 Stages of HELL match!" :mad: Why me, Lord. Why me?

1st fall: A No DQ Singles Match
2nd Fall: A First Blood match
3rd Fall: HELL IN A BAH GAWD CELL

Yay, great. Back in Bischoff's office Benoit and Kane argue about Trust, meanwhile I have a Parking Lot Brawl with Matt Hardy. Wee mee! Also wee: Me = teh winz! WRESTLEMANIA! THE UNDISPUTED TITLE! 3 STAGES OF HELL! THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW!

Gonna take what's mine

2004-11-06T11:43:00.000-08:00

THE NEXT WEEK: WTF Angle, Rob Van Dam, and WWE Champion Undertaker (ahaha fuk u JBL) are on their way to the ring! This isn't SMACKDOWN WHAT THE HELL KING? Angle's got THE STICK: "Hey you, let's make WRESTLEMANIA teh BIGGEST OF ALL TAHM. Let's unify the titles. Whadda ya say, Eric Bischoff?" Bisch: "Sure, why not."

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE DRESSING ROOM...

Hey, it's me, stretching. And here comes Trish Stratus. She came here with Angle from Smackdown just to meet me. Ahaha, eat your heart out Daryl Brewer. But then here comes The Undertaker to ruin the moment by stealing her away. Bastard. "SEE YA 'ROUND... BOOOOYYYY." bwahaha, Redneck Deadman.

BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. ME VS. RANDY ORTON. NEXT. And with the help of Mr. Chair, we have a new WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. MEEEEEE! I'M GOIN' TO WRESTLEMANIA, MAW! w000000000000000t!

And to celebrate, I just bought Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Whompass.

This may be getting out of hand!

2004-11-06T11:11:00.000-08:00

THE NEXT WEEK: Bischoff is standing in the ring and presents to the world... the Winner... of the Royal Rumble... Me. W00t, I get a title shot in 3 weeks. But... here comes the CHAMP RANDY ORTON. "this? This is the guy? wtf man." Yeah, deal with it, bitch. Oh shi now I'm backstage with Kane! He sez: "we don't see eye to eye (scream man) but you're gonna go down as one of the great champions. The champ's full of crap and everyone knows it." Face Kane! And we shake hands. And now my match for this week, Shawn Michaels. And HBK = teh lose. BUT BACK IN THE DRESSING ROOM, SOMEONE LAID OUT KANE! Coach runs in and "OMG MEDIOCAL ASSISTANCE PLZ!" *fade to black*

THE NEXT WEEK: Kane says that "ugghh your pal teh champ beat me up ugggh so now me have match with champ and you will be special ref help watch kane's back." Sure, works for me. Haha, Kane wins by fast count. OH MAH NO KANE JUST TURNED ON ME WHY KANE WHY? That big, red bastard.

THE NEXT WEEK: Kane and Orton in the ring and KANE'S GOT THE STICK: " why did i do what i did why let me tell you becuz he really is great but I don't want him to make people forget about me." Ok, that's the dumbest thing ever. Really. It is. Now Orton's got THE STICK: Don't worry, he won't win at WrestleMania. He believes his own hype, everyone wants to see him get his ass kicked." Wait, when did I become Goldberg? Doesn't matter cause HERE I COME and now I GOT THE STICK: "Kane. You. Me. Tonight." Word. Holy ass, what a match. Man, Kane would not stay down. And the worst part was Randy Orton at Ringside. He was constantly distracting the ref on my pinfalls, so after about 10 minutes. I eventualy went outside and attacked him. That got his punkass banned from ringside. Then I funkily rolled Kane up for the 1-2-3! NEXT WEEK ON RAW! WORLD TITLE MATCH RANDY ORTON VS CHRIS DEMPSEY! WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS??

ME = Teh WINZ

2004-11-06T10:15:00.000-08:00

Haha, well that took forever but it was so worth it. I won the RUMBLE OMG, but I completely cheated. I did nothing the entire match but stand in the corner and Taunt. Bwahaha. Then I hit Eddie with a quick RKO and dumped him out.

Me = Heel.

KING, WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN MONDAY ON RAW??

SMACKDOWN VS RAW DAILY RECAP VOL. 2

2004-11-06T09:22:00.000-08:00

December: Bischoff says "hay guyz royale rumble tahm and the if the Raw superstar wins the rumble he gets teh title and supahstahs gotta fight for spots in rumble in a mini tournament." Well because of the last rumble I GOTTA get #30. Don't want that shit again.

I face Matt Hardy and win. I now I'm at #11.

NEXT WEEK: hey, I gotta face Tajiri... who's favorite veggie is SQUASH! I'm #21~

THE NEXT WEEK: We cut to Chris Benoit, Myself and Triple H (Benoit and HHH are 20 and 22, respectively backstage watching Tee Vee! Benwah sez: "Looks like we've all had the same luck out there. Good luck in the Rumble" Trips sez: "pssh whutva i'm so cluse to you guyz taht's 2 easee elims rith there. bitches." We leave and then Trips brings out teh CELLPHONE and dials up somone "i ned ur help next wek. thanks... I reely apperciate it KURT" omg omg omg JR IS FUMED. "is he bah gawd actually asking Kurt Angle for help???" And woah, I guess I had the night off, cause no match! I got paid for just showing up this week, apparently. Sweetness.

THE NEXT WEEK: Bischoff is in the parking lot with Trips, Benwah, and I. He says "omg tripple thret no dq match b/w u 2. Whoever winz advances a few spots, whoever loses drops spots and guy #3 stays the same." Whoopie!

(Aside: I love how even on the game, Chris Benoit is billed as "now residing in Atlanta, GA")

Woah, Eddie Guerrero interference! Thx Kurt Angle! But somehow, I managed to win. Thhank god for the Dirty Meter, apparently. and OMG BISCHOFF IS PISSED at Angle! Via Phone! Basicly Angle Sez that it's all a plot to get one of Bisch's Raw Superstars on SD... WITH THE WORLD TITLE!! "so they can throw it in the garbage like the piece of trash it is." Well, blame Trips for that.

THE NEXT WEEK: RUMBLE TAHM. Wait, I'm #30. This'll take FOREVER.

*goes to get a sammich*

Agggh

2004-11-05T10:09:00.000-08:00

Fuck that Battle Royale. I tried it three times. Each time it became a bigger pain in the ass than the last. Stacy isn't worth that much. Moving onward...

RAW VS. SMACKDOWN SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER!

2004-11-05T09:28:00.000-08:00

Oh so, uh, hi! Not dead, apparently. You'd think with 3 days off in a row that I'd actually have time and energy to post something, huh. So, let's try something interesting here. I purchased a copy of the PS2 Game "WWE SmackDown! vs. Raw" the other day (along with a used, but in pristine condition PlayStation 2 Game Console) and because I have nothing else to write about I'm gonna do a...

WWE SMACKDOWN! VS. RAW STORY MODE DAILY RECAP! (omg spoilers kthx)

So as I go through the story mode in SDvsR, it'll be like you'e going through it too! but since I'm already a few months into it, let's have a quick recap, shall we? Forgive me if I leave out some details.

First off, I'm playing as... me. That's right, the Chris CAW that rules you all. Anyway, first night we see see Tajiri and Torrie Wilson (wtf she's on SD not Raw) backstage and oh nos Tajiri's complaining about his current losing streak and says the reason is because Torrie's a distraction to him. Sure, ok. Enter: Me.

Me: sup foo
Tajiri: whadda u want?
Me: yo woman
Torrie: ooh
Tajiri: mind u bidness son

So then I impress Torrie apparently so then we have sex in the shower. No shit. Then Tajiri wants to fight me for Torrie at Bad Blood and goes to Eric Bischoff's office and says "omg u lose ur goin home *dramatic pause* alone." But the match? A LAST. MAN. STANDING. MATCH.

And then I win. w00t.

THE NEXT WEEK: Shelton Benjamin comes up to me and sez: "its all about teh benjamins foo lets fight n a submision match." Ooh, but this time I have the option of letting him walk away... or ATTACKING HIM. So naturally I attack him. I'm such a heel. But, like any good heel, I spend the entire match kicking his ass, only to tap out. =(

THE NEXT WEEK: Here I am walking in the parking lot and for some reason Garrison Cade attacks me and says, "u see how much u leik teh attak backtage huh??" and then we have a hardcore fight. I win.

Uh... and then I forget a bunch of stuff. I think I fought Cade in a No DQ match or something. Regardless, I won. There was a Matt Hardy Ladder Match in there somewhere. It was cool cause in his voice over he actually said VEEE ONEEEAHHHH! which ruled.

THE NEXT... uh, MONTH: Hey, there's Sable (again, she's on SD, not Raw wtf) and I'm... coming on to her? That doesn't seem like me. But I do and coming to her rescue is PIMP DAVE. Weeks past and after a regular match and me jumping him in the parking lot, he wants a FIRST BLOOD MATCH AT SUMMERSLAM. To which I win and drag Sable away. One's got to wonder what I'm doing with all these Divas? Am I hiding them somewhere?

THE NEXT THING: Edge comes out to the ring and calls me out for an interview. I come out and say the heel thing to say. He calls me a "chumpstain" =( Then Garrison Cade's music hits and "omg where is he??" Naturally he comes from behind and he and Edge kick my ass. So we eventually fight in a Handicap match at Unforgiven, was it? I dunno. I win, though.

THE NEXT BIG THING: Hey, it's Stacy Keibler dancing right in front of me. Weeeee! She sez: "I'm thinking of signing to Raw after Survivor Series, (but she's already on Rawww aggggg) but I need convincing. So go out there and beat Matt Hardy and I might manage you." Ok, so I do. BUT! After the match, SmackDown's Own Rene Dupree comes out and tries to take Stacy back to SD. NUH UH. So Matt and I beat down the Frenchie. RAW REPRESENT.

THE NEXT WEEK: Rene is in the ring and lookie here, he's got Bubba Ray Dudley with him. But then Bischoff comes out and says "oooh yer smackdwon git outta mah ring varmints!" Then Matt and I vs. Rene and Bubba. We win. Stacy sez: "omg u shuld come 2 SD and wach my bra 'n pantees match wif trish lol c u there!"

THE NEXT CREEK: So I'm at Smackdown and I have to Play as Stacy in her B'NP match. And I win. So then Stacy says "if you win a 15 man battle royale you can have my services." Jesus, woman, are you worth that damn much>" Answer: Yes.

So that's where I am. Will Stacy become my manager?? Will my virtual character hide another diva in his attic! HOW MANY TIMES WILL I REDO THE BATTLE ROYALE?? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!!

TEH SHILL

2004-10-31T19:10:00.000-08:00

Yo yo yo, go check out my review of Donkey Konga for the Nintendo Gamecube over at Another Castle right now!

Word.

I'LL COTTON CANDY YOUR ASS WITH A CAPITAL K

2004-10-28T11:06:00.000-07:00

Since I am devoid of actual content at the moment, here's something I stole from KEN

Name three of your

Pet peeves:

1) People who always talk to you in a condesending manner
2) When someone says "Hey, I got something to tell you!" and then follow it up with "Nah, it's not important" and then refuse to tell you what it is
3) People who talk good about you, to you then rag on you when you're away

Favorite sounds:

1) The ring bell
2) Double Bass Drum
3) A wicked guitar riff

Biggest fears:

1) Drowning
2) Losing all my possessions
3) Dying alone

Biggest challenges:

1) Not being lazy
2) Not spending so much money
3) Not knowing when to keep my mouth shut

Favorite stores:

1) Old Navy
2) Sam Goody
3) WalMart (only by default cause that's all I have without going 30 min out of town *tear*)

Most used words:

1) Dude
2) Hell Yeah
3) Fuck

Favorite pizza toppings:

1) Mushrooms
2) Bell Peppers
3) Sausage

Favorite cartoon characters:

1) Peter Griffin
2) Randal (Clerks cartoon)
3) Goofy

Movies recently watched:

1) Dawn of the Dead Unrated Director's Cut DVD
2) The Grudge
3) Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

Favorite fruits:

1) Apples
2) Grapes
3) Watermelon

Favorite vegetables:
1) Potatoes
2) Carrots
3) Lettuce
-------------------------------------------------

Oh yeah, one more thing. I was challenged to a wrestling match in an email from a real life wrestler yesterday. Hilarity ensued. I seriously had to laugh at that one. Stay Tuned as I decide whether or not to take him up on the offer. Oh wait, I'm not. TEH LOLZ!!11!

Almost as funny as this:

And congrats to the Boston Red Sox for winning their first World Series since 1918 last night. The Curse is over, boys. Enjoy. Now isn't this one of the Signs of the Apocalypse? If the Cubs win it next year, we all should tuck our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye.

Dammit I want one of those new PStwos that are out now, especially since my PS2 has been dead for some time now, and there's so much stuff coming out that I want to play. Katamari Damacy, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and most importantly, WWE SMACKDOWN VS RAW OMG.

Hey, content after all. Go me.

Campaign 2004

2004-10-26T23:43:00.000-07:00

So who are you voting for next Tuesday? Bush? Kerry? Nader? Well, regardless who you vote for, I know who I am giving my support to. Michael Moore be damned, I am voting for Elizabeth Raventail. Why, you ask? Because her inventive "Anti-Gravity" Platform is something I can really get behind. Here, look at her official statement at her Official Campaign 2004 Blog

More Floating, Less Bloating!
Yes, that is my campaign slogan. I have gotten tired of greedy politicians, and have decided to run for office myself. So when it comes time to vote on November 2nd, remember to vote for me!
My first act as President (or whatever other office you deem me worthy enough to hold) will be to Repeal the Law of Gravity. Has this senseless law ever gotten in your way? Tired of waiting for your plane to decide to take off, and wishing you could fly there yourself? Tired of things hitting you on the head? This is my solution -- Repeal Gravity. Who needs it, anyway?
I shall be busy working on other issues in the upcoming days before the election. I propose scholarships for college students, and a five-minute subscription of all-you-can-eat doughnuts for anyone who votes for me.

Well, I'm sold, and so are you. And don't let the fact that I'm in the running to be her VP sway you in anyway. Vote with your heart. Bur really, gavity's been holding us down for way too long. It's time to break the chains of oppression from our Gavitational Dictators! Down With Gravity! VOTE RAVENTAIL/DEMPSEY (Im such a shoein for VP, I'm printing up flyers and t-shirts as we speak) IN 2004!

TEAM AMERICA SEZ:

2004-10-26T23:16:00.000-07:00

******THE FOLLOWING BLOG POST HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE******

Why is America, great? We'll tell you why...

McDonalds! FUCK YEAH
Wal Mart! FUCK YEAH
The Gap! FUCK YEAH
Baseball! FUCK YEAH
The NFL! FUCK YEAH
Rock and Roll! FUCK YEAH
The Internet! FUCK YEAH
Slavery! FUCK YEAH
Starbucks! FUCK YEAH
Disney World! FUCK YEAH
Porno! FUCK YEAH
Valium! FUCK YEAH
Reeboks! FUCK YEAH
Fake Tits! FUCK YEAH
Sushi! FUCK YEAH
Taco Bell! FUCK YEAH
Rodeos! FUCK YEAH
Bed bath and Beyond! Fuck yeah...
Libery! FUCK YEAH
Wax Lips! FUCK YEAH
The Alamo! FUCK YEAH
Band Aids! FUCK YEAH
Las Vegas! FUCK YEAH
Christmas! FUCK YEAH
Immigrants! FUCK YEAH
Popeye! FUCK YEAH
Democrats! FUCK YEAH
Republicans! Fuck yeah...?
Sportmanship!
Books!

And that my friends, is why America is great.

******THE PRECEDING BLOG POST HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE******

TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY OMG

2004-10-24T18:40:00.000-07:00

Just to let you guys know, I redid my link bar. Added a few new awesome links and the sort. Enjoy~!

UPSET WEEKEND

2004-10-24T14:28:00.000-07:00

Oh man, football has ruled this weekend. First off, my college boys, the Mississippi State Bulldogs pull off the upset of the year against the #10 Florida Gators. Then today, the greatest team in NFL History, the Miami Dolphins defeated the St. Louis Rams today, ending their outstanding 0-6 run. I was looking forward to the time I could call them the only team to go Undefeated and Winless. That would have ruled. But alas, it's not to be.

I saw The Grudge last night. Man, It made me hate cats and little Japanese boys and made me never want to go to Japan ever ever ever. It wasn't that it was frightening scary, but it was creeeeeeepy scary. It relied heavily and I do mean heavily (almost repetitive) on the "Oh, let's look at that, hey it's something creepy in an attic crawlspace let's check it out, we're checking it out OH MAN IT POPPED OUT AT ME DIE." scare for 90 minutes, but it worked for me. I can watch gore gore gore all day long, but when things start jumping out at you, that's when my pants get wet. Aside from creeping me the fuck out, it wasn't really that good of a movie. It was a 6-6.5 at best. Sarah Michelle Gellar was typical SMG, but with a lot less makeup. Hey, I thought she looked cute. But like I said, the movie relied on the "BOO MOTHERFUCKER" tactic too much and almost all of the deaths happpened the exact same way. And the ending sucked. But I still enjoyed it.

So what did we learn today? Gore Horror < Pychological Horror

Also, elle oh elle at Ashlee Simpson. Did anyone else see that Milli Vanilli Moment on SNL last night? Bwahaha. If you missed it, College Humor has the video. It's worth it to see her goofy ass dancing as well.

OMG POST 100

2004-10-22T23:13:00.000-07:00

Well, well, well. Here we are. Post 100. It's a good thing I happened to look at my Blogger Dashboard, otherwise I'd have missed it.

So as a Post 100 Celebration I have a survey. This came to me while I was writing an email to Miss Raventail down there in the comments section of the last post and I thought I'd ask my faithful readers just out of curiosity, Why In The Hell Are You Here?

1) How did you come across my blog?

2) How long have you been reading?

3) What keeps you coming back?

So everyone who reads this, answer plz. This kind of stuff facinates me to no end. Plus I'm a feedback whore, so comment away.

Now to think of it, I'm pretty much a whore in general. =(

My Name is Chris Dempsey, and I approve of this message

2004-10-21T23:12:00.000-07:00

God, I fucking hate computers sometimes. Somehow tonight, I lost all of my Firefox bookmarks. All of them and I don't know how it happened. That's what so boggling. Alls I know is that both AIM and GAIM started messing up by not letting me in Eternachat, so I restarted. When I came back and I opened up Firefox, all of my bookmarks were gone. So who the fuck knows. Luckily all I had to do to regain the majority of my other bookmarks was import them from IE. So it wasn't a complete loss.

In better news, though I got name dropped by a one Neil "The Real Deal" Taylor on his site. And I quote:

The “Demp” kid……….

A good guy and a true wrestling fan. Although, I am not sure about who he hangs around; Outlaws usually don’t have any friends!! Lol

I'm bah gawd coming up in the world! I am so on my way to sneaking into the Rasslin' Business. Next Stop, backyard wrestling! Wait, no, that's queer.

Also: I GOT ANOTHER RAISE W00T MORE MONIES FOR MEEEEE. So yeah, that rules as well.

So till next time, just call me Abe Frohman, the Sausage King of Chicago.

I'm in the papers, ma!

2004-10-20T23:07:00.000-07:00

Hey, you! Yes, you! Go check out my review of X-Men Legends over at Another Castle right away!

Sorry Mario...

2004-10-19T21:46:00.000-07:00

... but our Princess is in Another Castle

That's right, a blog For Gamers, By Gamers, about Games. Reviews that is. See that "Chris" on the side? Yeah, that's me. My first project is a review of X-Men Legends on the X-Box, so look for that soon.

And man, What an ALCS, folks. Can the Red Sox come back from a 3-0 deficit to make it to the playoffs? Alls I know is that I'll be glued to the tube for Game 7, and I do hope to see the Yanks choke so horribly bad. SOX TRAIN! WOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

The Picture Thingy: Part One

2004-10-15T20:30:00.000-07:00

Well, time to get this here Blogger Picture Request Project under way.

BOTH Ken and Muggz Say: TEH COOLER OMG TEH COOLER!

TEH MILK/JUICE COOLERZ. Rockin' no? This is where a lot of my work day takes place. Working. Not goofing off. Not at all. Don't know how THOSE rumors got started.

Muggz Say: "...something appropriately Souf."

While not taken recently, I took this at my former place of employment, and I think it fits the "appropriately Souf" stigma quite well.

Anonymous (Come on, who were ya?) Say:

"1. Your Computer Desk "

Yes, messy. But it's home. Things of Note: Ninja Turtles, Foley, Interpol, and a cellphone. One of these things is not like the other!

"3. Something on Fire"

Heh, heh, FIRE FIRE FIRE. Yes, that would be one of those damned Earthlink CD Things that no one ever asks for. I hate those. But hey, I get a free DVD case out of the deal, though!

So there's part One. Some things: There will never be a pcture of my former employer, because 1) I value my life and 2) Just GIS for "Necronomicon." Should be about the same.

I'll try to do more later. And keep'em coming! I need more people staring at me while I take pictures of Random Shit.

Wherever I May Roam

2004-10-13T23:10:00.000-07:00

Well, because I have Blogger's Block and can't think of shit to write about, methinks I'm gonna steal an idea from JayGo, who stole this idea from the Blogger.com Dashboard.

I started trying to track down the origins of this idea but then I realized that my sweater was completely unraveled. Still, a bunch of bloggers with cameras are having fun with it so here goes: Ask your readers to think of three photos they'd like to see posted to your blog. (Things around your house or whatever.) When you have enough requests, post them!

So yeah, 3 things. And, unlike Mr. Eastaugh, I promise to have said photos up in a timely fashion.

Pay no mind to the rabble

2004-10-07T10:08:00.000-07:00

"Ode to an Outlaw" (Sang to the tune of Wanted Dead or Alive)
(Dempsey/Mullins/Stewart)

Every match's the same, only the names will change
Everyday my career's wasting away
Another place where the mat is so cold
I'd job all night just for money to get home

I'm a jobber, on a canvas I lie
I'm losing, losing, every night
Maybe I'll win 'fore I die

I never win, I do what the booker says
I may not like it, but hey's the one who pays
Sometimes you tell the day
By who pinned you this week
And times when you're on the mat, all you do is think

I'm a jobber, on a canvas I lie
I'm losing, losing, every night
Maybe I'll win 'fore I die

I walk to the ring, listening to the fans talk smack
I make it quick, 'cause I gotta head to the back
I been everywhere, every night I fall
I've had a million matches and I've lost them all.

I'm a jobber, I got no fans on my side,
I'm losing, losing, every night
Maybe I'll win 'fore I die
I'm losing, losing, every night
Maybe I'll win 'fore I die
-------------------------------

WE LOVE YOU, JD!!

One more, you're nuts

2004-10-05T22:46:00.000-07:00

One thing I've noticed as of late, is that my musical tastes have grown very eclectic in recent years. Which is good, naturally. Diversity is the spice of life, they say. Cause you apparantly can't live on a diet of heavy metal or you'll end up killing someone in a mall with a .45 and a tennis racket. Or so the Media has lead me to believe.

Case in point:
The Polyphonic Spree

It's hard to classify The Spree in any one particular musical genre, unless you call them Choircore, which I just made up. They're lead singer Tim DeLaughter, other musicians (consisting of such instruments as a THEREMIN!) and a big ass choir of people. And they rule. I've been on a reeeeeally big kick of them lately, mostly because of their song "Light and Day" from the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Soundtrack. That's what really got me into the band, er, group, er... yeah.

Their latest album "Together We're Heavy" has been getting serious airplay on my iTunes these last couple weeks.

Also getting major mp3play is the new Dream Theater: Live at Budokan CD. Man, these guys know how to put on a show. Prog Metal at it's best. And it's loooong. 3 CDs.

And of course Green Day's "American Idiot" which is a front runner for my favorite album of the year.

Not much going on at the moment, really. Work's going good, I suppose. I should be picking up Tony Hawk's Underground 2 in a couple days, so prepare for a long drought of non-postings. So business as usual, then, I suppose.

But hey, at least now I can say that I was at the Last Ever DCW Show, because Deepsouth Championship Wrestling is noooo mooooore. Money was spent, but apparently not in the right places, because word has it that DCW Owner Dewayne Huckaba has gone into hiding because of all of the money he owes various people. Shouldn't have blown your load on Nash and Foley, there, Dewayne.

Well, I'm done. Till next time, True Believers...

European Uppercuts = Deadly

2004-10-04T23:18:00.000-07:00

Molly Holly has been pinned by Stacy Keibler 3 times in a row now.

All this has happened since she met me.

I am obviously a jinx. Sorry, everyone. I apologize. =(

Disposable Heroes

2004-09-30T13:00:00.000-07:00

Hell, it worked the first time, so let's go at it again!

Omg I Get Letters:

Yo Demp,

If you are gonna steal from somebody, steal from a 'net writer who is GOOD...like Chris Hyatte (it works for me)! I mean, come ON! Zimmerman???

Anyway, I've been seeing your name pop up on Hollywood's guestbook, so I thought I'd click on the homepage. When I saw the word "blog" in the address, my initial thought was "Fuck me...another fuckin' blog site." As a rule, blog's tend to suck raccoon nut juice; but, you churn out some good posts so I cut you some slack.

You are definitly not an exception to the rule.

BUT I KID!

I really enjoyed reading it. At times, you put my shitty little column "Rants N' Raves" at hollywoodjimmy.com to shame. (I love a cheap plug...I'm the Earl of Pimpyourselfalot)
Hell, you probably have more people reading! Anyway, great job on putting together a blog that doesn't bore the shit out of me.

David Burcham

BTW, nice photos of Molly and Mick.

But I got to sit down and interview them...neener-neener-neener!

Aww, how sweet of David to say. Guys, go to http://www.hollywoodjimmy.com and give David's "Rants & Raves" a read. He needs a good picker upper. Just the other day I saw him on the side of the road with a sign that said "wil rite colum 4 fud." Poor guy. Brings a tear to my eye.

Oh btw, Congratulations to Allison as today, she gets married. I wish them the best of luck. Yeah yeah, I'm probably the absolute last person you'd expect to hear that from, but you know, shit happens, things change, etc. If she's happy, I'm happy. But you know Single Allison isn't gonna be as fun as Married Allison. I'm gonna go up to her when she gets back and go for a hug or a kiss and she'll be all "Oh no, I can't, I'm married."

Of course I'm joking.

OR AM I??

BTW, I'm so loving the new Eminem single, but most people are hating it with a passion. And this says exactly what I feel about the song "hatas." (People still say "hatas" right?)

Everyone fronting on the new Eminem single is missing the point.

Which is saying something, because it's not a good song. But people - saying 'he sounds bored' is a serious 'over your head' moment. Now, I'm not saying that the song is a success - in fact, I'd argue it's a failure exactly BECAUSE it's flying over everyone's heads.

Basically, the major criticism is that Eminem sounds "bored." And my argument is that he sounds bored ON PURPOSE. He's not tapped for ideas - or maybe he is, but it's irrelevent, because in this song he's mocking the IDEA of being tapped for ideas.

He's making fun of his own music, mocking what it takes to give him a hit. It's CLEARLY a purposeful tactic - he even imitates his own songs, flatly fakes interest in his new "shocking" shtick (pedophilia, embracing homoeroticism), and even goes "this is the part where the song gets real quiet." It's all a joke, on himself, on his audience. And I think he's hoping that his audience catches on, or perhaps that his audience doesn't catch on and that he's pulled the clever trick of sounding bored while kids across the country dance to something he pulled out of his ass.

He's never gone this far out before, gone "meta" to this degree, which I find fascinating - he's left his audience behind in more ways than one. It will be extremely interesting to find out how his audience responds.

Thanks to So Sinsurr for that great-ass blurb.

I "get it." And I'm with Em 100%. That's why he's the fucking man.

Just Lose It

2004-09-28T21:51:00.000-07:00

To steal a CRZ Gimmick...

I Get Letters:

Hello,

This is Neil Taylor. Not sure if you know who I am or
not, but I was surfing throught the net and ran across
you site. I think it was off a link on JD's site or
something. Anyways, just wanted to let you know that
I thought you had cool site. I even thought some of
the shit you said on there!

You more than likely think I suck, but I like your
site. Feel free to check mine out sometime!

www.neilrealdealtaylor.com

Neil

Well, that's fucking sweet. My 'lil old Blog is getting noticed! I'm so gonna be the New Llakor. Next thing you know I'm gonna be booking my own promotion, then the SWF WILL LIVE!! Bwahahaha. BTW, I hope Neil beats Sonny Siaki for the DCW title, whenever that happens. Now that I know important people read this, I can kiss even more ass!

Oh and to the people who read my blog before and thought they were important, you really weren't. Especially Ken. What a tool.

When did Sum 41 get good? Was it when I wasn't looking? It must have been because I downloaded their new album "Chuck" today because of good word of mouth and I was quite suprised at how good it was. Something I'll say for them that I always thought they were really talented musicians, but now they seemed to have gone away from the "jokey" songs and they quite rock.

Ken's still a tool, btw.

Teh Souf~!

2004-09-24T23:25:00.000-07:00

You Know You're From Mississippi When...

You've been to or know about the towns of: Hot Coffee, Whynot, Soso, Shuqualak, Okalona, and Noxapater.

When someone talks about The Flag, you know exactly what flag they're refering to.

In any given parking lot, every third car has a Flag bumpersticker.

Your neighbor (or yourself) has the Confederate battle flag in his yard and nothing else.

You eat coon hash.

You know where chittlins come from.

You know it's coke, not "pop", or "soda."

You know pop is a noise or an action (ie the coon popped out of his hole), not a soft drink.

You can tell, purely by accent, whether a person is from the Black Belt, the Red Clay Hills, the Piney Woods, or the Delta.

You know that the Delta is not the one below New Orleans.

Your church's attendance is reduced by half on opening day of bow season.

The preacher is not there on opening day of gun season.

The last time it snowed, you took fifteen photos and put some in your freezer for old time's sake.

A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

There is a trampoline in your neighbor's back yard.

Teenagers refer to the bus as the "cheese wagon," and refuse to ride it.

You only know five spices--salt, pepper, Ranch dressing, BBQ Sauce and hot sauce.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Mississippi.

Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here

More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings

Bwahaha, I live right down the road from Noxapater.

TEAM AMERICA

2004-09-24T13:53:00.000-07:00

Bwahaha, TAKE THAT BREW AND FMW AND.. UH THE OTHER THREE CANADIANS IN THE WORLD! USA USA USA

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/howamerican_quiz.asp

The Clincher

2004-09-22T21:09:00.000-07:00

I've been hearing that my comment system is teh fux0r3d, so if anyone comes upon any problems, let me know.

You want allllllllllllll this

2004-09-21T23:08:00.000-07:00

Now I present to you the greatest thread anywhere in the History of the Internet.

http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=19896

I give you this taste:

Sit on the Dildo Blender, Tough Guy!

You love it.

I picked up the new Eddie Guerrero DVD "Cheating Death, Stealing Life" the other day. It's really good. The documentary part was entertaining and even tugged at the 'ole heartstrings a bit. And the matches are great and is worth the price alone for just the AAA When Worlds Collide Tag, the Eddie vs Dean ECW Farewell Match, and the Halloween Havoc '97 match with Rey Mysterio. Great, great stuff.

Work is still going good, no more DHARMA to speak of, which is reeeeeeally good.

By the way, you can see more pics of the DCW show here: http://www.elcybergoth.com/tapelistofdoom/dcw91804

And my Mick Foley Autographed Picture here: http://www.elcybergoth.com/tapelistofdoom/foleyautograph.jpg

EBAY HERE I COME LOL J/K

Can you tell I'm just typing stuff out my ass to get my photos down there away from my links bars?

That'll probably get it.

EDIT: And indeed it did. And it was good.

GOOD NIGHT!

2004-09-19T01:24:00.000-07:00

EDIT: Yes, I know the pictures bleed over to my links bar. It'll be ok.

Well, we just got back from the DCW show and man, what a great, great (did I mention great?) time. Thing is, Doug, Aaron, Todd and I were originally going to the All Pro Championship Wrestling show in Columbus, because Doug was scheduled to either ref or wrestle, but apparently he wasn't "needed." Then the three of us kinda talked him into going to Tupelo to the DCW show. Best Decision Ever. So we made the extra 45 minute drive to Tupelo and we got there just before the show started. We bought our Meet 'N Greet tickets and saw that Molly was in the arena taking pictures, signing autographs and what not, so all three of us took pictures with her. I told her that it was "nice to meet you" and thanked her for the photo. We were all marking out like little bitches, too.

And I can say this with no hesitation, that she is so much more beautiful in person. She's so nice and down to earth and not like her WWE character at all. Then they announced the 2nd Wave of the Mick Foley Meet 'N Greet, so Todd, Aaron, and I, along with about 10 other people, were taken to a special room where Mick was set up. Aaron went in first, then I went in, then Todd. I was official photographer for all these, so I tried not to make the pics suck so bad. I blame the camera. I went in for my autographed photo and I also told him that it was "Nice to meet you, Mick." I'm such a cordial fan. He immediately saw my AC/DC hat and asked me if I was a fan, I said "Oh yeah" and said a little something about meeting the drummer and the bassist at Saturday Night Live when The Rock hosted the first time. I felt lucky because he didn't chit chat with either Aaron or Todd. Bwahaha, Mick liked me. =)

Dude's fucking big, too.

Then all of us, so geeked from meeting both Mick and Molly took our seats during the Some Team vs. Cannon and The San Francisco Treat dark match. My god did this ever suck. Thanks, Cannon! You dickcheese. Then the tapings started and Al Hall and Kimble Winstead announced that they had a special guess commentator joining them tonight. None other than former WCW and WWE announcer....

SCOTT HUDSON.

OMGOMGOMG. *marked out*

I knew right then that my night wouldn't be complete without a picture of me and Scott. Just wouldn't.

Quick 'N Dirty about the rasslin, the whole night felt like it was an episode of DCW Raw, what with all the interview segments and sub-par wrestling. I mean, it was an entertaining show, just not very good on the wrestling side. There were some hits, like the Sonny Siaki/Bobby Eaton title match, Neil Taylor/Jamie Jay, the #1 Contender's Battle Royale, and the Chris Rocker and Jeremy Blaze vs. the Family of Pain Main Event. I believe there were 5 Foley segments (he's now the DCW Commisioner apparently and he reffed the main event) and 2 Athena's Dungeon segments, so was pretty much like going to a RAW taping of sorts. I also ran into Bobby Eaton while I was coming from the bathroom. I said "Hi Bobby, how's it going?" and he said "Hey man, pretty good." That, my friends, was a moment.

Then the show ended and I seized the opportunity to get a pic with Scott. And he was quite happy to do so. I even chatted with him for a bit about TNA. That ruled.

Then right before we were ready to go, Todd and I saw Molly behind the consession stand chatting with a fan and Aaron was over there biding his time to say his peace. So I headed over there and joined him and he mentioned how he loved her dancing on Monday. She said "Yeah, can you believe 8 years of ballet and I am just that damn good." which got a laugh. He mentioned that it was nice to see her out of character for once and I said in my trademark sarcastic tone "Yeah, how disappointing, you're NOT a bitch! Damn! *snaps fingers* which made her bust out laughing. So I made Molly Holly laugh, which made the night that much better.

So a tremendously fun night. And to think it almost didn't happen. THANKS DOUG!

And before Ken has a chance to say it...

MARK =)

And Damn Proud of It.

I Am Ivan. If it rains, it rains.

2004-09-15T22:33:00.000-07:00

Well, today we had our Hurricane Ivan Sale. Thing is, apparently no one told us. There were people from all over the Gulf Coast shopping for water, water, batteries, water, flashlights, candles and more water all day today. It was a sight. All the hotels in the area were booked SOLID, which I'm sure Todd is happy to see since he works at the Days Inn.

We're just to the west of the predicted track of Ivan, so all we'll get is a TON of fucking rain and the reports say winds upwards of 60 mph with steady winds at 35. Man, this is the first "hurricane" type thing I can say I've ever been through, and I'm kinda anxious to see what's gonna happen. Probably because I'm a big weather buff, I guess. Let's just hope no one gets hurt in all this. My thoughts go out to all those on the Gulf Coast.

So I dub thee Unforgiven...

2004-09-12T23:46:00.000-07:00

So yeah, Triple H is a queer. He defeated Randy Orton tonight at Unforgiven. Umm, why? Why make a huuuuge deal about Orton being the "Youngest World Champion in History" and then hotshot the belt off of him a month later? Makes nooo sense. And Triple H with the belt again. Oh whyyyyy lawd, shoot me now. But aside from that... the PPV still sucked. The Jericho/Christian ladder match was the only thing worth checking out. Admittedly, I missed Benoit/Regal vs. Flair/Batista, so that was probably was good as well. Also admittedly, I had company over and we spent more time making fun of things instead of watching the show, so my opinion may be jaded somewhat. =)

Also this Saturday, barring any unforseen circumstances, Aaron, Todd, and myself are supposed to be going to Tupelo for the big DCW show with MICK FOLEY and MOLLY HOLLY~ Can't wait for that. And if that doesn't happen, I'm gonna go with Doug to the big show in Columbus with the ROCK 'N ROLL EXPRESS. So either way, It's Wressle Time for me on Saturday. w00t.